COLD DARK ROOM
- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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Good morning! I was woken by a drill or a chainsaw — some loud thing that shouldn’t be worked at such an ungodly hour, except we live in the city center and that’s the only time there’re no people around...
Yes I remember the poor polar bear in Bristol zoo.Tigers are fundamentally solitary and territorial, like torts.
Though they can sometimes live together it's always a risk.
He was just establishing his new territory and when she refused to leave ('cos she couldn't) he killed her.
Stupid zoo.
And they shouldn't keep polar bears, either, they go insane in captivity.
It just had a concrete enclosure (painted white - as if that made it ok
) with a tiny pool and all it did was pace about and rock itself on the spot . Even when I was a child I thought it was very sad to see.
We had rain in the night too but no thunder.
I think it's going to get hotter and drier as ther week goes on - more's the pity.
That's codswallop!And then you’d require medical services of a sturgeon...
(they wallop you around the head with a cod to cure you)
Can anyone mussel in on the punning action?
Everyone's whelkcome!
I didn't want anyone to get crabby about it
That would be very shellfish of them if they did.
American moles seem to be tougher than German ones !
I am floundering trying to come up with more puns. You win
I'm having a whale of a time, but maybe it's time for me to clam up.I am floundering trying to come up with more puns. You win
You are a dab hand at puns Lyn. And there's no plaice like the CDR for them!
I'm always conchious that not everyone likes them, but I'm shore most people in the CDR do!
