COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

But I will give points for Maggie being Maggie.
Even though it's blinking obvious that Maggie is Maggie
Of course she is
Thankfully, nobody else is
But I think that's okay
+2.5
At least.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I know someone who drinks the Arnold Palmers..
It always sounded to me like there should be alcohol involved... but it’s simply a drink of half tea and half lemonade...

What is the point of that?

 

[EllieMay]

What is the point of that?

One wonders.... I personally like the sound of Tom Collins much better ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morningish, Rollicking Roommates!
Today is Be An Angel Day.
Hmmm.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Good morningish, Rollicking Roommates!
Today is Be An Angel Day.
Hmmm.
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Well...This is a real loser for me, because an angel, I have NEVER been

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well...This is a real loser for me, because an angel, I have NEVER been

Me neither.
But I can pretend.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Actually, I think the technical term is delusional.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Right.
I think we can safely say that Maggie and I aren't going to win the Angelic Roommate of the Year Award.
But who is?
Which one of you deserves the honour?
I guess you(ll all be too polite to say, so who would you nominate?
Who is the Angel in the Cold Dark Room?
I nominate the Wool Spider (if she exists)

 

[Maggie3fan]

But I will give points for Maggie being Maggie.
Even though it's blinking obvious that Maggie is Maggie
Of course she is
Thankfully, nobody else is
But I think that's okay
+2.5
At least.

There is no other Maggie. Maggie is a very special edition of humanity. There, thank God, is and will ever be only one Maggie, it's hard enough for Maggie to be Maggie, let alone an impostor try. Maggie means strength, honesty and anger. Lots and lots of anger. She's weird, mean and dependable as long as her broom is working, lately there's been a battery problem, and the mice in the CDR irritate her for eating at the straws of her broom, and she really hates being gossiped about BUT...true as hell story...
The CDR has had a subject of food...being prosciutto lately. OK, I don't have an f'ing clue what that is and don't care, but serious...the crappy Corvallis Gazette-Times, my newspaper (lol), had a recipe for prosciutto, balsamic vinegar, and goat cheese while I was pouting an y'all went on without me. I took a picture of it for you, but oh well
and as long as you are talking about Maggie, remember this, don't poke the bear

 

[Maggie3fan]

There is no other Maggie. Maggie is a very special edition of humanity. There, thank God, is and will ever be only one Maggie, it's hard enough for Maggie to be Maggie, let alone an impostor try. Maggie means strength, honesty and anger. Lots and lots of anger. She's weird, mean and dependable as long as her broom is working, lately there's been a battery problem, and the mice in the CDR irritate her for eating at the straws of her broom, and she really hates being gossiped about BUT...true as hell story...
The CDR has had a subject of food...being prosciutto lately. OK, I don't have an f'ing clue what that is and don't care, but serious...the crappy Corvallis Gazette-Times, my newspaper (lol), had a recipe for prosciutto, balsamic vinegar, and goat cheese while I was pouting an y'all went on without me. I took a picture of it for you, but oh well
and as long as you are talking about Maggie, remember this, don't poke the bear

My daughter in law says I have a sociopathic personality. Crap! Did any of you know that is an actual diagnosis, and it's not really attractive...ha ha ha

 

[Maggie3fan]

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WAIT, I'm LOSING points for being Maggie??????????

 

[Maggie3fan]

But I will give points for Maggie being Maggie.
Even though it's blinking obvious that Maggie is Maggie
Of course she is
Thankfully, nobody else is
But I think that's okay
+2.5
At least.

I lied, there's IS a Maggie clone, Chubbs the tegu

 

[Pastel Tortie]

Good morningish, Rollicking Roommates!
Today is Be An Angel Day.
Hmmm.
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Where are the horns to support the halo?

 

[Pastel Tortie]

Well...This is a real loser for me, because an angel, I have NEVER been

Yeah, but you have a heart of gold... nerves of steel...
Just hang the halo from the rear view mirror in your Camaro or something. ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There is no other Maggie. Maggie is a very special edition of humanity. There, thank God, is and will ever be only one Maggie, it's hard enough for Maggie to be Maggie, let alone an impostor try. Maggie means strength, honesty and anger. Lots and lots of anger. She's weird, mean and dependable as long as her broom is working, lately there's been a battery problem, and the mice in the CDR irritate her for eating at the straws of her broom, and she really hates being gossiped about BUT...true as hell story...
The CDR has had a subject of food...being prosciutto lately. OK, I don't have an f'ing clue what that is and don't care, but serious...the crappy Corvallis Gazette-Times, my newspaper (lol), had a recipe for prosciutto, balsamic vinegar, and goat cheese while I was pouting an y'all went on without me. I took a picture of it for you, but oh well
and as long as you are talking about Maggie, remember this, don't poke the bear

Can be quite fun poking bears.
As for the mice, I'm fcing furious.

 

[Yvonne G]

THIS is what I was trying to explain the other day about seeing the 'actual' sun:

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

My daughter in law says I have a sociopathic personality. Crap! Did any of you know that is an actual diagnosis, and it's not really attractive...ha ha ha

What is the problem with being a sociopath?
Seems quite sensible to me.
Top level psychopath might be a problem, but sociopathy seems a reasonable life choice.

 

[Yvonne G]

What is the point of that?

To quench one's thirst?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

WAIT, I'm LOSING points for being Maggie??????????

Erm, I thought it was + 2.5?
Still, have it your own way.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Where are the horns to support the halo?