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OK, I came home and brought in Crash and noticed that he has rubbed a raw spot on both sides of his neck. Nothing dangerous and not bleeding or anything but should I put something on it? I am guessing he stuck his head inbetween something as the grass is always greener...................
When I was in college, my reproductive physiology teacher used to give us what he called "cocktail information". One of the things I have never forgotten is that he told us a goat could ejaculate 47 feet. Well, today, I found out that a Russian can pee a hell of a lot farther than that when scared. I picked up Crash (whose name I might change again - to squirt) to take him out to his lovely outside pen. I was carrying him and tripped over a dog bed or something. I caught myself before falling (hard to do being a fat lady with a tort in my hand) but it jarred ol' Crash to the bone and he let loose a stream of urine down the hall into the middle of the living room. Funny thing is, he managed to spin his art on the hall walls AND hit PowerBall's butt with the same blast. Dang, and I just cleaned the carpets too!
GRRRR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
When I was in college, my reproductive physiology teacher used to give us what he called "cocktail information". One of the things I have never forgotten is that he told us a goat could ejaculate 47 feet. Well, today, I found out that a Russian can pee a hell of a lot farther than that when scared. I picked up Crash (whose name I might change again - to squirt) to take him out to his lovely outside pen. I was carrying him and tripped over a dog bed or something. I caught myself before falling (hard to do being a fat lady with a tort in my hand) but it jarred ol' Crash to the bone and he let loose a stream of urine down the hall into the middle of the living room. Funny thing is, he managed to spin his art on the hall walls AND hit PowerBall's butt with the same blast. Dang, and I just cleaned the carpets too!
GRRRR,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,