Hi

[DoubleD1996!]

We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Your credit card has just been used to buy an Android phone

 

[ZenHerper]

The FBI is coming - they're turning onto your street RIGHT NOW!

 

[Yvonne G]

How about a Medicare Advantage plan? Boy, have I got a deal for you.!!!

 

[ZenHerper]

Remember to report all income from your drug dealing - choose the Schedule form that matches your employment type:

https://www.irs.gov/publications/p17#en_US_2021_publink1000172066

Illegal activities.
Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule C (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity.

 

[Yvonne G]

And don't forget to donate to the Sheriff's picnic fund.

 

[Cathie G]

We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.

Darn I sold that 20 years ago. You mean I coulda made money on it??