My dear and treasured Lady, it was an unexpected pleasure to hear from you - especially as I have not yet replied to your previous communication, in which you described the shocking behaviour of your retainers in attempting to destroy your carefully arranged personal accommodation. I was very impressed with your forthright rejection of their efforts to improve things, and I hope this will teach them what they should have realised by now - that you know best !! I was horrified to hear of their foolish mistake, and am sure they will be much more careful in future. Of course, one cannot expect these humans to have quite the delicate sensibilities of a distinguished tortoise such as yourself, and they mean well, I know, but really !!!Dear Zola, my retainer has been carefully ascertaining that I am the correct weight to be allowed to begin my winter night.
I am 1513g and my shell stem to stern measures 19 cm straight measurement.
So my Jackson ratio is showing 0.22
Apparently this is fairly ok for my long cold adventure in the fridge.
I hope you are keeping well and warm, and will think of you enjoying your special Brussels sprout! Bon appetit mon ami.
Au revoir...
I am sorry you will be retiring into your winter sleep, but of course, you know what you need. I shall be thinking of you frequently, and sending loving goodnight wishes to you every evening, as I always do. I appreciate the photos you sent me - may I say that your shell looks more beautiful all the time - at least your retainer is taking good care of you in that respect. I seem to be putting on some new shell growth, and frankly would prefer not to, as my Papa might find it harder to carry me about - however, it probably won't amount to much.
I hope you will have a happy time in your fridge, with pleasant dreams, and will awake refreshed to a better year for all of us next year.
I send you my deepest affection and admiration, and look forward to being able to talk with you again in the spring.
Keep well and safe, dear friend
Zola xxxxx