spud's_mum
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I seriously don't know how you do it, spud uses up a lot of my time and I've only got one and he's only 6cm! It's all worth it though 100%
You know you have a tortoise when...
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spud's_mum
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... He has his own Instagram account
A friend calls from across town to let you know their cutting their grass on Saturday. So you can go pick the weeds on Friday.
When you rush home from work instead of meeting friends for a drink because you have to soak your tortoise.
All the while ignoring us folks in pretend chat 2.14…
.......... when the electricity board visit to thank you for your custom.
I try to keep up but... Lol
They eat healthier than you do
GreedySpeedy
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Your woken up (most) mornings by the sound of banging on glass because someone wants to either come out/be fed/or have their light put on
spud's_mum
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... You just set a reminder on your phone to remind you to weigh your tort in a week.
My calendar reminder is to put calcium in the yard.
... the family are not impressed with your suggestion of salad to eat because you haven't had time to get to the shops. There's always salad stuff in the refrigerator...
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This is awesome lol
When over 90% of your phone contacts consist of tortoise related people!
When your 128MB iPhone 6+ camera is literally full of this...
(I had to delete some stuff over the weekend to continue taking pictures...apparently it's time to transfer all my pictures and videos lol)
(I had to delete some stuff over the weekend to continue taking pictures...apparently it's time to transfer all my pictures and videos lol)
........when you go all gooey over pictures like the above.
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Your landscaping is all edible.
...or trample proof
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... the power company tells you your consumption is not in line with your neighbors - higher in the winter and lower in the summer.
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