COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

So, which hand did Henry VIII of England use to wipe his bottom with ?

 

[jaizei]

Though I do have some of the words. You'll just have to imagine them read in that voice:

Do you melt at the sight of cheddar? Do you crumble when I say bleu? Ever grilled cheese outside a sandwich? Does summer brie make you feel fine? If the answer is yes, then Central Market has you covered!

 

[jaizei]

So, which hand did Henry VIII of England use to wipe his bottom with ?

Let's just say that in some ways, losing his head was a blessing for Lord Eddard.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Though I do have some of the words. You'll just have to imagine them read in that voice:

Do you melt at the sight of cheddar? Do you crumble when I say bleu? Ever grilled cheese outside a sandwich? Does summer brie make you feel fine? If the answer is yes, then Central Market has you covered!

Righto.
I'll get wifey to do it, she was an actress.

 

[meech008]

So, which hand did Henry VIII of England use to wipe his bottom with ?

Somebody else's I'm guessing

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Let's just say that in some ways, losing his head was a blessing for Lord Eddard.

You're missing 'Game of Thrones', aren't you, Cameron?

 

[jaizei]

It's one of my anchors. I probably need to find something else to keep me tethered for the 42 weeks it isn't on.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Somebody else's I'm guessing

Will do for 10 points.
It was a position called "The Groom of the Stool" and a very high ranking position in Court.
It was a big job.
Sir Anthony Denny was the longest running man doing the task during Henry's reign.
It was a good thing because you got to spend so much time with the king.
Another good position was the guy who had to warm his shirts for him in the morning.

 

[meech008]

Another good position was the guy who had to warm his shirts for him in the morning.

warm his WHAT?!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's one of my anchors. I probably need to find something else to keep me tethered for the 42 weeks it isn't on.

Well, you can also play in The Cold Dark Room.
Which you have done a great deal tonight.
I've never seen you post so many posts on one thread in such a short period of time.
Can't find the door?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

warm his WHAT?!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, and here's me trying to keep this thread going.
Genuine mistake I promise you!
i am doubled over with laughter here.
Where's that thing that blocks naughty words.
Goodness, i meant shirts.

 

[meech008]

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, and here's me trying to keep this thread going.
Genuine mistake I promise you!
i am doubled over with laughter here.
Where's that thing that blocks naughty words.
Goodness, i meant shirts.

I am STILL laughing over here! I must confess I was VERY confused. I thought the bottom wiper had a rough job...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I am STILL laughing over here! I must confess I was VERY confused. I thought the bottom wiper had a rough job...

Oh, i am crying, dearie, dearie me, the poor man!
Oh, my sides!
Ouch!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I am STILL laughing over here! I must confess I was VERY confused. I thought the bottom wiper had a rough job...

i am so glad you pointed it out so quickly so I could go back and edit it.
But it still survives in your post, so the others will see.
never mind.
Sorry, guys, an accident, but so, so funny!

 

[meech008]

i am so glad you pointed it out so quickly so I could go back and edit it.
But it still survives in your post, so the others will see.
never mind.
Sorry, guys, an accident, but so, so funny!

I can edit mine of you'd like!

 

[meech008]

Looks like it's been fixed

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I can edit mine of you'd like!

you've got about a minute.
Go on, that'll confuse 'em

 

[meech008]

Boy I tell you, that was a great laugh. Excellent.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Looks like it's been fixed

hmmm.
Not sure that should happen.
Usually, a quote stays, even if the original is altered, unless the second poster goes and alters it.
or so i thought.
Cameron ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Boy I tell you, that was a great laugh. Excellent.

It was.
I haven't laughed so much for ages.
See?
The Cold Dark Room goes on.