My friend Karen's just the same.I love house work. All my family and friends are convinced I have ocd lol I have a weird thing about germs... Yeah I'm a bit strange
Not wifey, though, she hates it too, but she does like a clean house.
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Not wifey, though, she hates it too, but she does like a clean house.
Very interesting... Thanks for sharing
Hate gardening though... I would rather scrub toilets than cut the grass
A market research team was asked to come up with a new name after a merger of a college and a university in Bradford, they took three months to come up with three alternatives; University of Bradford, or The University of Bradford, or Bradford University.
Their fee was £20,000.
Their fee was £20,000.
Me, too.
I actually also prefer the latter by far.
Where do you get all this information from? I'm really curious lol
A lot of it I know, but the details and questions come mostly from QI if you know the show. I add my own bits and pieces and check and add other bits from the net sometimes.
Ok I'll give it a go but I'm not anywhere near as good as you with weird facts lol
The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn
A shrimps heart is in its head
It's impossible to lick your own elbow
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn
A shrimps heart is in its head
It's impossible to lick your own elbow
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
Chewing gum is banned in Singapore????
It's also contraband at the forensic psychiatric hospital where I work. I thought the ban here was silly until someone told me that criminal inmate/patients on the most violent ward had stuffed it into the lock of their room while they battered their roommate: the guards couldn't unlock the door to get in! Fortunately the victim survived the beating and the assailants got moved and got more charges added to the ones they already had. SO GLAD I don't work on that ward!
I work on an intermediate ward where the patients are more mentally ill than criminal. One of my most recent challenges was struggling to keep a straight face when a patient very urgently wanted me to get him to see the doctor because he was sure he had lockjaw (tetanus). When I asked why he thought he had lockjaw, he said "Because you can tell if you have lockjaw by the shape of your butt. I got lockjaw, and I need him to give me something for it."
It's also contraband at the forensic psychiatric hospital where I work. I thought the ban here was silly until someone told me that criminal inmate/patients on the most violent ward had stuffed it into the lock of their room while they battered their roommate: the guards couldn't unlock the door to get in! Fortunately the victim survived the beating and the assailants got moved and got more charges added to the ones they already had. SO GLAD I don't work on that ward!
I work on an intermediate ward where the patients are more mentally ill than criminal. One of my most recent challenges was struggling to keep a straight face when a patient very urgently wanted me to get him to see the doctor because he was sure he had lockjaw (tetanus). When I asked why he thought he had lockjaw, he said "Because you can tell if you have lockjaw by the shape of your butt. I got lockjaw, and I need him to give me something for it."
and now i know what show to watch
points here i come!! good show, stephen fry is a good entertainer... especially in blackadder! great part in goes forth... specked jim the pigeon, too funny!
All true except the last one.
They can but not very easily, or to a great angle.
If you walk about on all fours you'll have difficulty looking up too, the neck muscles aren't right.
Ha de ha ha and hmmmmmmm.Chewing gum is banned in Singapore????
It's also contraband at the forensic psychiatric hospital where I work. I thought the ban here was silly until someone told me that criminal inmate/patients on the most violent ward had stuffed it into the lock of their room while they battered their roommate: the guards couldn't unlock the door to get in! Fortunately the victim survived the beating and the assailants got moved and got more charges added to the ones they already had. SO GLAD I don't work on that ward!
I work on an intermediate ward where the patients are more mentally ill than criminal. One of my most recent challenges was struggling to keep a straight face when a patient very urgently wanted me to get him to see the doctor because he was sure he had lockjaw (tetanus). When I asked why he thought he had lockjaw, he said "Because you can tell if you have lockjaw by the shape of your butt. I got lockjaw, and I need him to give me something for it."
Weird world.
Singapore is very hot on littering and those marks that chewing gum leaves on the street were deemed improper.amongst other horrid things people do with it.
Yup, hilarious, but I loved Lord Melchett, too.and now i know what show to watch
great part in goes forth... specked jim the pigeon, too funny!
Arghh! I knew one of them would come back to bite me
Next time I'll just google them lol
It's a popular myth like cows being unable to walk downstairs.Arghh! I knew one of them would come back to bite me
Next time I'll just google them lol
done in full 2nd last night, queenie is definitely my favourite character in that one
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Oh! Duck quacks don't echo! I learned if from a programme about weird facts. The show is called 'duck quacks don't echo' hehe
what do you call a cow with oddly sized legs????
.. lean beef!
a cow with no legs????
..ground beef
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs that's death?
Anything you want it can't hear you
That's. Very popular joke where I come from lol it probably sound much more funny in Scottish slang
ok one more... a visual one then
i don't think that poor woman will be able to walk very far... thoses are 'shih tzu's :/
i don't think that poor woman will be able to walk very far... thoses are 'shih tzu's :/
