COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

* ties John's shoe laces together *

 

[spud's_mum]

* ties John's shoe laces together *

*ties Adams legs together using a shoe lace*

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

But Adam notices, undoes the shoe lace, walks away laughing and falls flat on face as he accidentally tied his own shoelaces together, not John's.

 

[spud's_mum]

But Adam notices, undoes the shoe lace, walks away laughing and falls flat on face as he accidentally tied his own shoelaces together, not John's.

Spuds mum laughs and hides in a safe corner being guarded by the snow leopard

 

[johnandjade]

inhales helium balloon.....

'we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild'

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Spuds mum laughs and hides in a safe corner being guarded by the snow leopard

But , unknown to Spud's mum, it isn't a snow leopard but an armadillo with a bad case of wind, painted white.
' parp! parp! '

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

inhales helium balloon.....

'we represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild'

Don't inhale the balloon, you'll choke.
The gas should do it.
The high frequency is attracting the hedgehogs and the whale.

 

[johnandjade]

did you get the holiday booked boss?

 

[spud's_mum]

Don't inhale the balloon, you'll choke.
The gas should do it.
The high frequency is attracting the hedgehogs and the whale.

Adam, I was just thinking:
How did I get the whale through the door?

 

[spud's_mum]

Adam, I was just thinking:
How did I get the whale through the door?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

did you get the holiday booked boss?

Decided not to book anything, just go on spec.
I've written ahead to the monkeys though, asking them to steal wifey's irritating new smart phone thingy.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, I was just thinking:
How did I get the whale through the door?

Shhhhhh!!!!!!!
There's a loading bay at the back.
You must have done it on porpoise.

 

[spud's_mum]

Shhhhhh!!!!!!!
There's a loading bay at the back.
You must have done it on porpoise.

I have a feeling I was sleep walking.
I remember nothing

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I have a feeling I was sleep walking.
I remember nothing

Too much ice cream causes brain freeze.

 

[jaizei]

A very bruised person, methinks.

It seems very intuitive. I was moving at a good speed after 15 minutes of practice. Seems much safer than the unicycle I never quite mastered.

 

[spud's_mum]

Just found spud eating some cress
...then he just went to the lettuce, I think he prefers lettuce

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It seems very intuitive. I was moving at a good speed after 15 minutes of practice. Seems much safer than the unicycle I never quite mastered.

Gosh, i suffered some damage on the unicycle.
Bought one for an ex-girlfriend who loved it and could cycle and juggle at the same time.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Just found spud eating some cress
...then he just went to the lettuce, I think he prefers lettuce

It's good he has a choice though.

 

[spud's_mum]

Yeah, he was sleeping and the got up to have another snack haha.

I had time to snap a few pics

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yeah, he was sleeping and the got up to have another snack haha.

I had time to snap a few pics

Well, let's 'ave a look then!