COLD DARK ROOM

[Lokkje]

Good.
But no points.

You know, you’ve put me in a dilemma. Whilst I said I didn’t mind about the points I don’t think it’s appropriate that I didn’t get any points. I think you should give me points If for no other reason than you’re tempted not to give me points. I have cleverly been manipulating you to give me points about cheese and I know you like cheese and so instead of going in a direction contrary to your impulse you should give me +50 or I shall spork you. Conversely, I would not be adverse to having you give me -50 points because I would like to maintain such a sporking good time that I have been having since winning my major award. It is just frustrating that you would be so callous as to give me nothing. Get with it dark Lord! I am your creation so create creatively and give me plus or minus now I think it should be 100 points hey maybe even 1000. None are more worthy than your Spork. Dang, this room really is cold.

 

[Cathie G]

All the talk of Marzipan and other ambrosial recipes made us hungry... we had a glass of reisling and some chicken noodle soup.... ?View attachment 305247

Oh my garsh that little face. I would have to give her a smooch? but she'd give me a big whopping lick...oh well...

 

[Lokkje]

I have to admit.... I’m having a bit much fun ?... I’m not even sure I’m on a mission anymore!!! It’s personal now)

Indeed

 

[Srmcclure]

Ooooooooh.
Welcome to the Cold Dark Room.
Pull up an armadillo and I'll ask the One Legged Pirate to fetch you a coffee if you'd like.
Sugar?

2 cubes please ???

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

You know, you’ve put me in a dilemma. Whilst I said I didn’t mind about the points I don’t think it’s appropriate that I didn’t get any points. I think you should give me points If for no other reason than you’re tempted not to give me points. I have cleverly been manipulating you to give me points about cheese and I know you like cheese and so instead of going in a direction contrary to your impulse you should give me +50 or I shall spork you. Conversely, I would not be adverse to having you give me -50 points because I would like to maintain such a sporking good time that I have been having since winning my major award. It is just frustrating that you would be so callous as to give me nothing. Get with it dark Lord! I am your creation so create creatively and give me plus or minus now I think it should be 100 points hey maybe even 1000. None are more worthy than your Spork. Dang, this room really is cold.

The Dark Lord sees through everything ?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

2 cubes please ???

No! You should never except that invitation! Only danger awaits you now...

 

[Cathie G]

Oh my gosh!

I come in here less than 24 hours since I left, and there are 7 pages of popular posts! How do you all keep up??

We've been sitting on our but running nothing but our mouths. I probably gained some weight.?

 

[Lokkje]

It’s rather humorous. I have been so entertained by this that I’ve been making patients wait in the examination rooms while I look at what everybody is doing and try to figure out what they’re up to. I haven’t even launched my strategy for my mission yet and you all are deeply involved and it’s fascinating to try to puzzle through what’s going on. My non-assigned strategy has been to try to score lots of negative points without having to resort to making wild inane guesses so that I can retain my wooden spork outright.

 

[Srmcclure]

No! You should never except that invitation! Only danger awaits you now...

Good point... ??

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Good point... ??

I got almost -20 points from accepting that invite, what will happen to you? Tiger pits, spiders, who knows, the Dark Lord has an endless imagination. ??

 

[Lokkje]

The Dark Lord sees through everything ?

Actually the dark Lord is blind to my genius.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Actually the dark Lord is blind to my genius.

You will soon be completely invisible.... ?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Actually the dark Lord is blind to my genius.

My offer still stands, hand over the spork, or else. Actually I might have to ask Carol now, I think she has the least points. ?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

See you tomorrow CDR family, Agent Golden out.

 

[Lokkje]

You will soon be completely invisible.... ?

Oo oo fading fast. NOT!
The cold dark lord created the mighty Spork. I shall grow more powerful as he withers. I shall bring the fires ? of Phoenix ? ???????????????????????????? okay not enough flames for Phoenix but you’ve got the point...wait a sec. the mighty Spork is wooden. Ummm ? I shall bring the...I’ll get back to y’all

 

[Lokkje]

My offer still stands, hand over the spork, or else. Actually I might have to ask Carol now, I think she has the least points. ?

In your dreams

 

[Srmcclure]

Oo oo fading fast. NOT!
The cold dark lord created the mighty Spork. I shall grow more powerful as he withers. I shall bring the fires ? of Phoenix ? ???????????????????????????? okay not enough flames for Phoenix but you’ve got the point...wait a sec. the mighty Spork is wooden. Ummm ? I shall bring the...I’ll get back to y’all

Flood?

 

[Lokkje]

We've been sitting on our but running nothing but our mouths. I probably gained some weight.?

I’ve been running in circles… How come I’m still gaining weight?

 

[Lokkje]

Flood?

The mighty wooden Sporky shall flood you! And I float. Hmmm. Until the CDR freezes the flood. I’ll get back to y’all on that.

 

[Lokkje]

The mighty Spork is having a tad bit of a brain fart about how to get y’all but I’ll figure it out pretty soon. In the meantime, I’m going to eat some CJEESE STIKS. Ha.