THE NUT HOUSE

[Snoopy’s mom]

I went for my post op visit today, and my doctor said she couldnʻt wait to see me because she wanted to know the punch line. When I asked her what she meant, she said before surgery they give you something to relax before putting you completely under. Apparently, I was babbling away joke after joke on the way to the operating table. I had started a joke and passed out before delivering the punch line. I gasped and asked her if I was telling dirty jokes and she started laughing. ?

It was the "fasten eight" joke. I delivered the much-awaited punchline. She was on her way to the hospital and said she would find the nurses and anesthesiologists who worked with her that day cause they wanted to know the punchline too.

Never a dull moment!

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I went for my post op visit today, and my doctor said she couldnʻt wait to see me because she wanted to know the punch line. When I asked her what she meant, she said before surgery they give you something to relax before putting you completely under. Apparently, I was babbling away joke after joke on the way to the operating table. I had started a joke and passed out before delivering the punch line. I gasped and asked her if I was telling dirty jokes and she started laughing. ?

It was the "fasten eight" joke. I delivered the much-awaited punchline. She was on her way to the hospital and said she would find the nurses and anesthesiologists who worked with her that day cause they wanted to know the punchline too.

Never a dull moment!

I think im in love ?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

I think im in love ?

Wait.. it wasnt sex change surgery was it???

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Hi baby, Iʻm Snoopyʻs Dad. Nice to meet ʻcha. Hope to dollar beer ya one day

 

[Toddrickfl1]

My mother in lawʻs cat sits out on the lawn when she turns the sprinklers on. I think the nuts in the nuthouse attract broken pets. Birds of a feather flock together. Cats that are crazy are crazy. Tortoises that are. ahhhh nevermind.

My dog chases his tail, only problem is he doesn't have one. So it's basically him just spinning in circles.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

My dog chases his tail, only problem is he doesn't have one. So it's basically him just spinning in circles.

I used to chase tail too... never give up buddy haha

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

I used to chase tail too... never give up buddy haha

OMG

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Eventually u catch it and say “ wtf was i thinking?”

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

OMG

Sorry snoopys dad.. not ur new tail ?

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

A lil throwback

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Any requests? For D Jay

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

A lil Lynyrd for yo a$$

 

[Jan A]

I went for my post op visit today, and my doctor said she couldnʻt wait to see me because she wanted to know the punch line. When I asked her what she meant, she said before surgery they give you something to relax before putting you completely under. Apparently, I was babbling away joke after joke on the way to the operating table. I had started a joke and passed out before delivering the punch line. I gasped and asked her if I was telling dirty jokes and she started laughing. ?

It was the "fasten eight" joke. I delivered the much-awaited punchline. She was on her way to the hospital and said she would find the nurses and anesthesiologists who worked with her that day cause they wanted to know the punchline too.

Never a dull moment!

Hey lady, your sign fell down...another famous punch line.

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Snoopys mom... will u fascinate me? Lol

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Any requests? For D Jay

China grove

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Snoopys mom... will u fascinate me? Lol

No

 

[Snoopy’s mom]

Snoopys mom... will u fascinate me? Lol

Seems like you do a fine job by all by yourself ???????

 

[Chubbs the tegu]

Happy Friday ladies and gents! And Snoopys mom