No....you just have good insight....helpful, likely not so much....lol. I use to keep a CDT in a space that allowed it access to all kinds of "office stuff" during the night...this tort would climb up on a printer...don't know how...and he would wait there and then leap off....super like trying to off itself...and it will to this day climb to the top of any high spot and just "walk off" the edge...super stupid...still alive, still seeking to be the Evil Knieval of the CDT world....i just try to offer ways him to save himself as much as possible....I am actually almost positive that they are not being helpful...but maybe I am just cynical in my old age!
Perhaps you have an Evil Knievel of the modern day....? I am so spelling that wrong, apology.