Caption Competition

[BrinnANDTorts]

So I posted this picture of Pipa and her new "friend" on the Sulcata section of the forums here on TFO and there was so many cool comments. Someone mentioned that there was like a million comments you could make about this photo and so I thought I would maybe make a cool game out of it and see what they funniest things people could come up with.
Hopefully everyone else things it's as good of an idea as I do, it reminds me of an episode off The Office where Pam does the same thing with the dogs on the little island..
Anyways I am really interested to see how well this does lol
Here is the picture ​

 

[ALDABRAMAN]

Great picture!

 

[jkingler]

Don't mind me, just inspecting this here statue for...cracks...that need caulking...

 

[jojodesca]

"OK..why don't YOU whistle, and I'll do all the work!!"

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

Okay those were funny , especially the Caulking one lol that was awesome. I wish I could think of something that good

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"I really think that tortoise is into me , I'm not sure though cause he's just not giving me any signals"

 

[dmmj]

"who's your daddy?"

 

[JeffG]

From the sulcata perspective: "You know you like it baby"

From the statue side: What the .....!!!!

Sorry if those are inappropriate. It's Saturday night, and I'm on TFO.

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

Haha those are great !!! I'm trying to think of another snd my mind is drawing a blank... What about

"Imaginary friends on a whole different level "

 

[jkingler]

Popping the hood didn't help. May I jack you up to inspect your undercarriage?

 

[Zamric]

"....are YOU stalking ME?"

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

"....are YOU stalking ME?"

LOVE THIS ONE

 

[JoesMum]

"Mom warned me about girls like you!"

 

[wellington]

Hey baby, you show me yours, and I'll show you mine

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

Hey baby, you show me yours, and I'll show you mine

Hehehehe love it

 

[jkingler]

Asha: "Don't be a third wheel. :-|"

Statue: "Three's company, too...! "

 

[wellington]

Lighten up, your a little stiff

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

Lighten up, your a little stiff

Thats my favorite !! lol

 

[jkingler]

Haha! Interim winner! BUT IT ISN'T OVER YET!

Not gonna win with this one, but I am going to bard it up!

O, sweetling, how lovely thou art to me!
Pinnacle of Hephaistian beauty
His final try at perfection ye be!

And since Asha seems to be hamming it up with a camera stare of Mel Brooksian stature:

"Oy gevalt! Getting passion from this one is like getting blood from a stone!"

 

[BrinnANDTorts]

"Oy gevalt! Getting passion from this one is like getting blood from a stone!"

This one is really funny LMAO

 

[wellington]

Me saying-"I'm sorry"

Torts-"Don't be so anal"

Me again- SORRY


I will stop now, I keep cracking my self up. I need to do something else now.