Gordon Ramzey himself said this was the best box turtle barf he'd seen in existence. What a guy. How am I supposed to stay humble? I guess I can share my recipe. No, but if you have a food processor this is cake...a weird one. First I take some greens such as dandelion, then I take an egg including the shell and toss it in, next I chop up a banana and apple and toss them in, I throw in some moist mazuri tortoise chow(you gotta throw it like a pitch), two chicken thighs (what I had) with the bones depending on your processor, and lastly a little olive oil. I put it in zip lock bags and freeze it up. I feed it once a week. This batch usually lasts me four weeks.