COLD DARK ROOM

[Yellow Turtle01]

It's either Disney or North Korea. Debateable, really as to which is worse.

Disney, of course.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Pity the place is such a mess its a wonder she didn't deck one of us

I mast protest!

 

[Lyn W]

Ok if your going to be petty, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The Swiss army are responsible for the murders of 24 people a year. Probably as although they have only a small standing army the whole male population has to do military service, as part of the militia. Every man is issued with a fully automatic military assault rifle that is kept locked up at home and exactly 72 rounds of ammunition. So Switzerland has the third highest rate of gun deaths a year per head of population of any country in the world.
They do also have a navy despite being landlocked.
Switzerland also has four official languages none of which are used on their stamps.
The stamps use Latin. "Helvetia".

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ok if your going to be petty, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

I can be stern, or else bow out of the argument.

 

[Lyn W]

I can be stern, or else bow out of the argument.

Moor often that knot I can't fathom you out!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's not im port ant.
Boom! Boom!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

How do some armies in the world ( such as the US army in Vietnam) stop there wounded from swallowing their tongues ?

 

[Lyn W]

It's aboat time you seased the day and don't give in to pier pressure.

 

[Lyn W]

How do some armies in the world ( such as the US army in Vietnam) stop there wounded from swallowing their tongues ?

Cut them out?

 

[spud's_mum]

Hello guys
Finally did 2 French plaits NEATLY on myself

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

Hello guys
Finally did 2 French plaits NEATLY on myself

It's hard to braid your own hair! Good job, then

 

[spud's_mum]

It's hard to braid your own hair! Good job, then

Thank you
Before it would always be messy and loose but now I can do it tight

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Cut them out?

Bilge.
That would be a little excessive.

 

[Lyn W]

How do some armies in the world ( such as the US army in Vietnam) stop there wounded from swallowing their tongues ?

Staple or nail them down?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hello guys
Finally did 2 French plaits NEATLY on myself

Is that what you've been doing all day ?
Anyway, well done and tell us what you ate for breakfast and I forgot to ask how that nasty girl was yesterday.

 

[spud's_mum]

Me and my little brother decided to up-cycle the old furniture books
We cut out bits of furniture and made a room of our own out if it

Then we even cut out people from clothing magazines

Here's my master piece haha

Took us hours to fill the page and make it look right but it kept us bust and quiet.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Staple or nail them down?

Yep, pretty much.
Safety pin them to the cheeks.

 

[spud's_mum]

Is that what you've been doing all day ?
Anyway, well done and tell us what you ate for breakfast and I forgot to ask how that nasty girl was yesterday.

She didn't say a thing!
Much to my delight but tbh I would have roasted her if she did so she knows better than that

And I had chips for breakfast at lunch time... Another healthy brunch haha

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Me and my little brother decided to up-cycle the old furniture books
We cut out bits of furniture and made a room of our own out if it

Then we even cut out people from clothing magazines

Here's my master piece haha
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Took us hours to fill the page and make it look right but it kept us bust and quiet.

Looks good, though I think the little girl is about to scream on seeing the giant hand.