COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

Afternoon, Linda.
LESSON OF THE DAY.
Kids, don't try this yourselves.
There are some very naughty people on the internet.
Seriously.
(Though I expect Linda and her friends are okay)
I met John.
Another exception, but please be Careful.

sage advice!

 

[johnandjade]

Oh, well, you've clearly had a terrific time.
Shame John's not about to valet your windscreen.
Have a nice relaxing day.

brillo pad, works a treat

 

[johnandjade]

Yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Afternoon, John.

good evening you mean.

 

[johnandjade]

She'll set off so many alarms at airport security when you fly to Spain!

she's more holes than a pin cushion!

tounge this time

 

[johnandjade]

new barman in the pub... I suspect he's trying to chat me up!

I must be quite a handsome chap

 

[johnandjade]

got up during the night to visit the little boys room... descovered my wee rubber band glows in the dark

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Mornevenooning, people.
Been out for a picnic today with some friends.
A nice remote spot in the country, but not far away.
Can't go to the more popular picnic spots as they are full of screaming, out of control kids and the Moroccans are dreadful litter bugs, there are no bins and everyone just leaves their rubbish behind, including nappies (US: diapers).

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Still no Lyn, I see.
Probably took one look at all my responses to old posts and ran away.

 

[johnandjade]

Mornevenooning, people.
Been out for a picnic today with some friends.
A nice remote spot in the country, but not far away.
Can't go to the more popular picnic spots as they are full of screaming, out of control kids and the Moroccans are dreadful litter bugs, there are no bins and everyone just leaves their rubbish behind, including nappies (US: diapers).

new word . mornevenoonig mr adam

 

[johnandjade]

Still no Lyn, I see.
Probably took one look at all my responses to old posts and ran away.

I'm sure she's just out gallivanting
hopefully we will hear from her soon

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I will be dipping back into all those old posts again later, I expect.
Everyone who is nice enough to post on my modest thread deserves to have their contribution read.
It's amazing how you lot kept it up and running along so nicely.
And it's deeply touching how often you thought and worried about me.
What a lovely bunch of people you are.

 

[johnandjade]

I will be dipping back into all those old posts again later, I expect.
Everyone who is nice enough to post on my modest thread deserves to have their contribution read.
It's amazing how you lot kept it up and running along so nicely.
And it's deeply touching how often you thought and worried about me.
What a lovely bunch of people you are.

all due to you sir

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

new word . mornevenoonig mr adam

Possibly not in the dictionary, though.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

all due to you sir

I think you were probably a splendid chap before the Cold Dark Room, John.

 

[JoesMum]

brillo pad, works a treat

I think it needed an angle grinder! They were super-glued!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I think it needed an angle grinder! They were super-glued!

So who is responsible for super-gluing a selection of flies, moths and mosquitoes to your windscreen ?
I suspect meerkats.

 

[JoesMum]

So who is responsible for super-gluing a selection of flies, moths and mosquitoes to your windscreen ?
I suspect meerkats.

Quite possibly!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I just went to Walmart to get motor oil for my car.
I can't get our buddy Adam out of my mind.
He is a gem amongst the pile of rocks.

Hmmmmmmmmmm.
I am rather concerned that whenever people see aerosol cheese they think of me.
Not the legacy I had planned.

 

[johnandjade]

Possibly not in the dictionary, though.

yet!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

We didn't ride.
She cracked a bone in her shifting toe about a week ago and it still hurts her.
We saw a movie instead.
The REVENANT

Good for the first half an hour.
The initial fight scene and the bear attack are astonishing.
After that it's mainly De Caprio being cold and crawling about in the snow.