COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

John is immune

still made my work and hit target!

...jade called in sick today:/

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i have still to go back to the start

That way lieth madness!!!!!

 

[johnandjade]

I love battered mars bars ... Is that not good then? oh the shame!

hello mamma .

I'm john and am in paisley, and i love em!!!!

 

[Marinated mamma]

That's cool

What type of fish?

Black and orange ones?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lengthy hangover after the friends came round?

More than likely.
Still haven't got to the excuses post, yet.

 

[johnandjade]

Truth is stranger than fiction.
Except in here where it's about equal.

hope you're feeling better adam, sorry to read about the nasty stuff

 

[johnandjade]

That way lieth madness!!!!!

better than heading into the light

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

oh adam hopefully your feeling better now

Less bruised, but still depressed and short tempered.
Tidgy cheered me up somewhat, but I haven't been out today, been hiding in my lab.
Will go out to buy more drinks in a minute, see if there's anybody about I can shout at or thump.
The potato shopping will have to wait til tomorrow, can't face it today.
Cheese tonight!

 

[johnandjade]

More than likely.
Still haven't got to the excuses post, yet.

well.... yip, the one legged pirate stowed me away and we sailed round the isle of man for a few days.... think his name was blackbeard??

... sadly no potatos, rather nasty tasting wine though?!?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I love battered mars bars ... Is that not good then? oh the shame!

Certainly not a decent substitute for cheese, no.

 

[johnandjade]

Less bruised, but still depressed and short tempered.
Tidgy cheered me up somewhat, but I haven't been out today, been hiding in my lab.
Will go out to buy more drinks in a minute, see if there's anybody about I can shout at or thump.
The potato shopping will have to wait til tomorrow, can't face it today.
Cheese tonight!

don't blame you. forget the stick, try a tazer next time

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I know this is kind of random but my fish have had babies

I don't think it happens randomly.
Something has to happen first.
Birds and bees stuff.
Only with a fishy element.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

View attachment 185107 bottom right of the fishing sign ..yay oh no now I've got to catch them boo

Guppies ?

 

[JoesMum]

Black and orange ones?

We had Platies in our aquarium (yours look like Platies) that kept having babies. Far too many. I had to euthenase about a hundred of them

We had 3 adult females and an adult male, but I ended up giving the male to a friend as it was getting ridiculous.

We haven't had any live-bearing fish since. It's easier to manage the egg layers!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I always thought of it like pudding.

Evening, Cameron.
It's poured onto puddings and desserts.
And fish fingers.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha that just cracked me right up! So funny. Yeah unfortunately I'm not one of them people who tuts I'm more of a show and tell person. For example lady at the post office tried to queue jump in front of me, my reaction was to then say extremely loudly Hello Madam, no I think you'll find it was me who was next but it's the back to front system in this small post office so what we should do is form an orderly queue so you was after me and then proceeded to move lots of elderly women into a snaking queue around our village post office and yes lots of them were tutting and pulling faces but no one said a word and what should have taken two minutes took ages! Can't help it have to take over I'm so annoying that when I think about it it makes me cringe! My fella hates my over the top ness and sneaks away when I go all clSsroom teacher on everyone!

The five items or less checkout drives me crazy.
6 items causes major wobblies!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

and spain!!!

Yes, that too.
All Cold Dark Roomers, get your passports ready for January.
We're off to Spain!

 

[johnandjade]

I don't think it happens randomly.
Something has to happen first.
Birds and bees stuff.
Only with a fishy element.

we only have one fish left now

i have named him leonidess

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

hope you're feeling better adam, sorry to read about the nasty stuff

Bah!
Humbug!
i quite enjoy being snarly and miserable sometimes.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

well.... yip, the one legged pirate stowed me away and we sailed round the isle of man for a few days.... think his name was blackbeard??

... sadly no potatos, rather nasty tasting wine though?!?

Captain Rum.
He's a devil and has no legs.
Lost at sea with a captain who's legless.
" But I haven't touched a drop! Ahaarhhhhhh!"
No I meant you don't have any legs.
Looks.
"Oh, fair enough, carry on."
The one-legged pirate has been welcoming the new people here.
Don't drink the wine.