COLD DARK ROOM

[johnandjade]

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theres a joke in there about his 'apparatus'

 

[JoesMum]

So I've been to the dentist today he gave me some evil yellow tablets from the pits of hell but they are starting to work! So I've been asleep most of the afternoon because I can yay
also having a calzone for tea from the take away double yay
And the great British bake off is on the telly
Cannot believe I'm sitting here with significantly less pain ... It's marvellous
I'm off to put my tortoises to bed as my boy has been doing it for the last two nights

Glad you're feeling better.

I have Bake Off recording as Andy Murray is playing Kei Nishikori and I have to watch that.

He's won the first set pretty convincingly - fingers crossed

 

[johnandjade]

Thankyou zero pilot I knew I could count on you to help!

always he is a saint

 

[Moozillion]

theres a joke in there about his 'apparatus'

Hmmmm...I don't get it. I wonder if it's another cultural phrase difference?
I assumed it was a pun using "juggler" for "jugular." If it's too naughty we can have the post removed.

 

[johnandjade]

A hat for you ?
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a mrs b bonnet

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Glad you're feeling better.

I have Bake Off recording as Andy Murray is playing Kei Nishikori and I have to watch that.

He's won the first set pretty convincingly - fingers crossed

Thanks, id forgotten.
Will tune in now!
(tennis, not Bake Off.)

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hmmmm...I don't get it. I wonder if it's another cultural phrase difference?
I assumed it was a pun using "juggler" for "jugular." If it's too naughty we can have the post removed.

It was a pun for jugular.
No cultural difference here, John is just being obscure and naughty!
Stop it, John!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Typical, I tune into the tennis and it's immediately halted due to rain!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The cloud's been lured away by an offer of strawberries, so play resumes.

 

[Moozillion]

It was a pun for jugular.
No cultural difference here, John is just being obscure and naughty!
Stop it, John!

I should have known!!!

 

[Moozillion]

The cloud's been lured away by an offer of strawberries, so play resumes.

HAHAH!

 

[Moozillion]

theres a joke in there about his 'apparatus'

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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Sorry, i still don't get the apparatus bit ?
Silly dog, he'll be so embarrassed when he sees that photo!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The strawberries were not sufficient!
The cloud has come back and is crying!
They are going to put the roof on, I think and ban the cloud from watching!
very exciting!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Think the roof's on now, but I can hear the cloud tapping on it and trying to get in.
It should've bought a ticket!

 

[Moozillion]

Think the roof's on now, but I can hear the cloud tapping on it and trying to get in.
It should've bought a ticket!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

One set all!
I nearly forgot about the tennis, been watching the roof.

 

[Moozillion]

Think the roof's on now, but I can hear the cloud tapping on it and trying to get in.
It should've bought a ticket!

You are so silly!!!!!!!! (...and we're so glad! )

 

[Moozillion]

Ok, enough sitting at the computer.
I'm off to the treadmill!!!! ...but I never seem to get very far...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You are so silly!!!!!!!! (...and we're so glad! )

I would make a very good commentator, I think.