COLD DARK ROOM

[tortoisegirl5]

No, no, no.
If a picture appears or someone says they have brought something into the Cold Dark Room, it becomes a reality.
So we now have 225 straws in here, plenty to go round!.

HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!! STRAWS FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

 

[johnandjade]

aahhhh... that was nice lemonade- I might leave soon... maybe not.

the door is locked (i think) cant find it lol. it's difficult to escape, there is still a one legged pirate running around in circles somewhere in here... if you find him can you ask him to return adams animals please

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hi Adam, Wifey and Tidgy.

We are so-so: the HEAT WAVE here was followed by SANDSTORMS. I was obliged to close all windows, let alone that, rain is expected. How are you and how is Wifey? What about Tidgy?

Regards to Wifey and A KISS (only one!) to Tidgy from Naughty Oli.

Hi Gillian, hi, Oli.
Wifey's having a read today, Tidgy's hiding in her coco coir and i'm about to start a lesson - English expressions today.
Is Oli still being naughty?
I will ask Tidgy to have words!

 

[tortoisegirl5]

I might go on my thread.... after one more glass of LEMONADE!!!!!!!!

 

[tortoisegirl5]

the door is locked (i think) cant find it lol. it's difficult to escape, there is still a one legged pirate running around in circles somewhere in here... if you find him can you ask him to return adams animals please

where is the key???!!!!! I'll probably find it in my backpack in about two minutes... lol that's what ALWAYS happens!!!

 

[spud's_mum]

could it be new groth? can you snap a pic?

Yeah I'll take a pic but it's not new growth

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

And all the extra 'u's you could ever want.

Ewes ?
We have sheep in here now?

 

[johnandjade]

Yeah I'll take a pic but it's not new growth
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im not too sure, our fido grows transparently around there but it soon fills out.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

hey guys- I kind of want- erm- a pancake- the English type- when you live in England youre not used to the American ones- not to be picky...

Crikey, you ask a lot!
i'm English and half Welsh, though I now live in Morocco, so I know what you mean.
John's from Scotland.
All sorts here.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Of course! 10 points!!!!!

Hurray!
Maybe i'll finish in the top 15 this month!

 

[Gillian M]

Hi Gillian, hi, Oli.
Wifey's having a read today, Tidgy's hiding in her coco coir and i'm about to start a lesson - English expressions today.
Is Oli still being naughty?
I will ask Tidgy to have words!

Yes, Oli is only being more and more naughty. I have a feeling it's the weather, as I mentioned in my earlier post to you. But please consider this 'guess-work.' Enjoy your lesson, and love to all.

 

[tortoisegirl5]

I wonder what I'll call the tortoise I am getting at Christmas.... maybe fred.... no....

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

the electric is off though, bills not been paid lol

No, it's ok now, wifey paid it.
Just a case of finding the circuit breaker and the light switch.
And a light bulb, perhaps.

 

[tortoisegirl5]

he is real cute- but no that's not new growth- why don't you ask the vet? they can get you out of loads of tight spots!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I want points... Waaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!
but yeah the us version is rubbish!
Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Whatever!

Points are awarded for answers to set questions and for every single post you make the number depending on what mood I'm in and how funny, clever or annoying the posts are.
You've already scored quite a few.

 

[johnandjade]

i had a pair of shoes that had A I chips in them, they were great! no matter how drunk you got they would take you home.

the problem is they got sick of just going from the house to the pub and back again... so one night they ran away, stole a car and drove into the canal!

i was upset by this and decided to seak advice from a priest, told him the story and how distraught i was about the shoes actions....

he comforted me and told me it would be ok as they would surely be in heaven.....

...turns out shoes have got souls

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Spud just peed on me -_-

So I'm freaking out (again...) as spuds shell is flexible (rubber like) at the back near his tail!
I think I'll be putting calcium supplements on his food daily for a while

Is that ok?

Don't overdo the calcium, but a few days of extra should be ok.
The rear of the plastron is often flexible in a young tort, as i understand it, but it shouldn't be too soft, just flexible as you say.
i think this is ok,
Anyone else ?

 

[tortoisegirl5]

would anyone like to join me on my first thread, I found they key to the door- in my backpack (as usual ) it is about what tortoises like to do. anybody- hello- hello- ???????

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Spud just peed on me -_-

So I'm freaking out (again...) as spuds shell is flexible (rubber like) at the back near his tail!
I think I'll be putting calcium supplements on his food daily for a while

Is that ok?

Oh, and regarding your first sentence.
ha, ha, de haha!

 

[Moozillion]

From signs at the zoo yesterday:
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?......Open toed!
How deep is a frog pond?.....Knee-deep, knee-deep!
What is a frog's favorite game?....Croak-et
Why are frogs so happy?.....They eat whatever bugs them!
Why did the frog go to the hospital?....He needed a "hopperation!"