Good evening Linda.Hi Gillian
It's great to have you back in the CDR. The armadillos are squirming with delight
Pleasure is mine and Oli Kahn (the football player I'm in love), and of course Oli - my tort - Mr. Spoiled Brat.
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Pleasure is mine and Oli Kahn (the football player I'm in love), and of course Oli - my tort - Mr. Spoiled Brat.
Hello John! Am fine so long as it's....HOT, VERY HOT. Temperature reached about 44 degrees C in Amman today!miss gillian!!!! hope you're well and happy
Love it, though poor Oli is melting in the heat, instead of enjoying it.How are you and how is the weather back there?
Hello John! Am fine so long as it's....HOT, VERY HOT. Temperature reached about 44 degrees C in Amman today!
How are you and how is the weather back there?
currently winning at life here ma'am! the SITRAP is all positive
weather..
i have heard of it, never see it for the rain though
Alfie had been with Mrs wifey for years, and in Mr Adam's humble opinion it was a miracle that he was still alive, and he lived on her balcony summer and winter. Mr Adam had joined Tortoise Forum, which was pretty darned clever as it hadn't been invented yet, and knew that the hard tiles of the terrace were terribly bad for Alfie's feet and legs, though it did keep his beak and claws trimmed nicely. He was also aware that Horsfield tortoises, for Alfie was a Testudo horsfieldii, known as Horsfields in the UK and Russians everywhere else, except Russia, probably, were excellent climbers and diggers and Alfie would be happier with a nice substrate such as fine grade orchid bark, coco coir or even cypress mulch to burrow into and walk on. But Mr Adam was too shy to say anything.
Originally, Mrs wifey had placed planks around the edge of the balcony so that Alfie could walk about without toppling over the edge, but these had been replaced by much higher walls after Alfie had been seen climbing them and Mrs wifey had heard at the bingo from her friend Mrs Moozillion that a Horsfield had recently been found at Base Camp Three on Everest.
And in one corner of the balcony was a little house into which little Alfie would crawl every night to keep warm.
When the cold weather came along in November, Mrs wifey would fill Alfie's house with dry hay which would make him sneeze terribly and would sometimes go moldy when wet (sigh) and the tortoise would crawl in there and bury himself deep under the hay and go to sleep for months on end without any food or water. This was called hibernating by Mrs wifey, and brumating by Mr Adam who was right as usual. But he was too shy to correct her.
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It should also be noted that the tortoise house was made from a box that been sent to mrs wifey full of poop from a friend in the USA.
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Walking getting harder but as long as my wife keeps trying to get away !I'll keep chasing her !!!I think there's a few more years in you yet, Gramps.
I do hope so, anyway !
quick visit and a can later.. 
also have a washing on
hopefully jade will be happy i don't use the bath anymore
also have a washing on
hopefully jade will be happy i don't use the bath anymore
wifey never tries to escape.Walking getting harder but as long as my wife keeps trying to get away !I'll keep chasing her !!!
She hasn't been out of the house for weeks but she's running out of gin and vodka so she'll be off to the supermarket tomorrow.
Ecstatic.
on the subject of us silly smokers... i have a mask on to sweep and spray...open the door, take mask off and light up a cigarette !
hmmm
hmmm
Hmmmmm.
CAT LOVERS
Save yourself money on expensive cat carriers.
Simply tie your pets tail to one of its back legs to make a handy carrying loop.
Save yourself money on expensive cat carriers.
Simply tie your pets tail to one of its back legs to make a handy carrying loop.
I don't mean outside , I mean running out of the bedroom ! But I can still run faster then her !!!!wifey never tries to escape.
She hasn't been out of the house for weeks but she's running out of gin and vodka so she'll be off to the supermarket tomorrow.
it would even sound like your tapping the keys!I liked the Black Magic as a PC on the train.
i''m going to try that.
Did you enjoy "Esio Trot" today ?
How did you like the tortoise house i made for Alfie ?
