COLD DARK ROOM

[Moozillion]

Adam, I must say that I have a COMPLAINT about Wifey's travel video. I eagerly clicked on it, looking forward to hearing her dulcet tones describing the scenery or where you were going, etc, but she didn't say a single word!!!! All I heard was the sounds of the train.

NEGATIVE POINTS!!!!!! @Tidgy's Dad

 

[Big Charlie]

We had a handyman looking at things that needed repairing in the backyard. He was afraid of Charlie!

 

[Moozillion]

We had a handyman looking at things that needed repairing in the backyard. He was afraid of Charlie!

Really??!?!?!?

Well, if you're not used to BIG tortoises, I guess it could be scary-

 

[Kristoff]

We had a handyman looking at things that needed repairing in the backyard. He was afraid of Charlie!

Does Charlie bite? My Greeks did and that hurt. I guess I’d be a little wary of Big Charlie too!

 

[Kristoff]

Adam, I must say that I have a COMPLAINT about Wifey's travel video. I eagerly clicked on it, looking forward to hearing her dulcet tones describing the scenery or where you were going, etc, but she didn't say a single word!!!! All I heard was the sounds of the train.

NEGATIVE POINTS!!!!!! @Tidgy's Dad

Agree! Now only a new installment of Esio Trot could rectify the situation!

 

[Kristoff]

Good morning, roommates! Any silly plans for Halloween?

 

[Big Charlie]

Does Charlie bite? My Greeks did and that hurt. I guess I’d be a little wary of Big Charlie too!

Not unless he thinks you're a piece of lettuce. I pet his head and neck all the time. If they do any work in the yard, he will get right up next to them and keep them company. Most people who see him think he is awesome, not scary.

 

[Kristoff]

Not unless he thinks you're a piece of lettuce. I pet his head and neck all the time. If they do any work in the yard, he will get right up next to them and keep them company. Most people who see him think he is awesome, not scary.

I guess the handyman was a little green then. His fear will go away with experience.
I know a few people who are afraid of even small tortoises because, you know, they’re REPTILES!!!

 

[Kristoff]

I’m off. The house doesn’t clean itself unfortunately. *sigh* Catch you later, roommates. When we play the blind man’s buff here in the dark, that is.

 

[JoesMum]

Good morning all. I’m off into the cellphone signal wasteland of mid-Kent on governor duties today.

Normal service resumed later this afternoon

 

[johnandjade]

good aftermornooning friends! busy busy today, need to try get ahead on tomorrows work load as it’s going to be a silly dress up day!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, I must say that I have a COMPLAINT about Wifey's travel video. I eagerly clicked on it, looking forward to hearing her dulcet tones describing the scenery or where you were going, etc, but she didn't say a single word!!!! All I heard was the sounds of the train.

NEGATIVE POINTS!!!!!! @Tidgy's Dad

Fair enough, I will make sure she does better next time.
I will deduct points from both of us.
And it was a coach, not a train, minus one to you.
Hello, Bea.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Agree! Now only a new installment of Esio Trot could rectify the situation!

I'm not well.
Zak has kindly shared his man flu with me and I feel terrible.
Early night last night, then woke to find my internet had expired so had to go out and buy another month's worth and a potato.
Bleuch!
Esio Trot will return shortly.
Sorry.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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Good morning, roommates! Any silly plans for Halloween?

Hmmm.
Somehow "The Torties of the Opera" springs to mind.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Not unless he thinks you're a piece of lettuce. I pet his head and neck all the time. If they do any work in the yard, he will get right up next to them and keep them company. Most people who see him think he is awesome, not scary.

Tidgy doesn't bite, except occasionally by accident when she's being hand fed and gets uncontrollably excited by a treat, but that's rare.
Yet still half the Moroccans are terrified of her and she's still pretty small, particularly when compared to the likes of Charlie.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I’m off. The house doesn’t clean itself unfortunately. *sigh* Catch you later, roommates. When we play the blind man’s buff here in the dark, that is.

We'll do that for Halloween.
Not see you later.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good morning all. I’m off into the cellphone signal wasteland of mid-Kent on governor duties today.

Normal service resumed later this afternoon

Good afternoon, Linda.
Back to the grind for me today.
Travel agency stuff, must write an overview of Rabat, the capital and try not to be too negative, I'm not very fond of it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

good aftermornooning friends! busy busy today, need to try get ahead on tomorrows work load as it’s going to be a silly dress up day!

Good afternoon, John.
Halloween themed?

 

[Bee62]

We had a handyman looking at things that needed repairing in the backyard. He was afraid of Charlie!

Big tortoise are known to lacerate poor handymen while working in backyards...

 

[Kristoff]

Hmmm.
Somehow "The Torties of the Opera" springs to mind.

Witty, as always. If you promise to make that your next project, I’ll help with the photos!