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Tidgy's Dad

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Ken is correct to the nearest thousand.
The answer is zero as the aisles of a church are the 'corridors' that go up the sides.
The bride walks down what is simply called the central passageway.
So the man who gives her away should not say, "I'm taking you up the aisle."
But " I'm taking you up the central passageway."
 

Tidgy's Dad

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I thought if all the planning that goes into a wedding went into a divorce, there would be fewer divorces, but then I realized how much I'm having to do right now and saw the fallacy of that thought.
I remember what my parents went through.
Nightmare, and for us kids.
Sorry, Ken, it's enough to put people off marriage, it put me off for years.
 

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I thought if all the planning that goes into a wedding went into a divorce, there would be fewer divorces, but then I realized how much I'm having to do right now and saw the fallacy of that thought.
Divorce is a tough time. My in laws are in the process of getting divorced right now and it's hell. I can only imagine how it must be firsthand. It's a long drawn out process for sure. They started the separation 7 months before our wedding and it's still going on 17 months later. I'm sorry you have to go through it.
 

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Ken is correct to the nearest thousand.
The answer is zero as the aisles of a church are the 'corridors' that go up the sides.
The bride walks down what is simply called the central passageway.
So the man who gives her away should not say, "I'm taking you up the aisle."
But " I'm taking you up the central passageway."
Aw hell. Another question I would never have the answer to. I feel stupid on this thread. I'm going to go find an easier one that makes me feel smart. If one exists.
 

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Aw hell. Another question I would never have the answer to. I feel stupid on this thread. I'm going to go find an easier one that makes me feel smart. If one exists.
I to the “Any moderator not named Yvonne thread" I feel like a genius named Gandhi over there.
 

Tidgy's Dad

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Aw hell. Another question I would never have the answer to. I feel stupid on this thread. I'm going to go find an easier one that makes me feel smart. If one exists.
Please stay in, or at least visit My Cold Dark Room.
Most of the answers are difficult or impossible or not what we believe to be true.
It's just supposed to be interesting (and maybe educational in a trivial way).
Points are given for clever answers, funny answers, and anybody who posts here really.
 

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