COLD DARK ROOM

[Maro2Bear]

Wow.....pages n pages n pages.

We survived the storms, picking up many inches of overnight rain. One tornado did touch down South of Annapolis, MD.

Off for some morning kayaking. Might as well make good use of all the water.

ps - Not hot or humid yet!

 

[CarolM]

Oh darn it. Now I think I have yours but am wary of saying it. ? ? ? ?

I have forgotten it already. You see what happens when I wait.?‍

 

[CarolM]

Wow.....pages n pages n pages.

We survived the storms, picking up many inches of overnight rain. One tornado did touch down South of Annapolis, MD.

Off for some morning kayaking. Might as well make good use of all the water.

ps - Not hot or humid yet!

I am wailing in my head off now, You are not playing fair. ?

 

[CarolM]

All caught up again. And the damage was as bad as I thought. At least I had one win. Sorry Yvonne. You guys might not see me over the weekend as usual, as I will be working in the garden again and trying to get various projects finished. As I want to start some new projects but Stephen has categorically told me that I am not allowed to start any new projects until I have finished the old projects. Besides I love working in my garden and cannot wait for it to be finished. This however will give me more time to sus you all out and your missions. Although I do stand the chance of giving wins to some of you. Oh well I started the game off with a bang and now it is time to sit back and watch.
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[Tidgy's Dad]

1 point? Wow, ya think you can spare it o mighty dark lord? I think you forgot a few zeros after the one. Crass demand should be rewarded. Sporky wants more points. Reconsider your plus one and add a few zeros afterwards because Sporky is quite deserving of many major awards although my preference is to maintain this awesome Spork. I most unhumbly request that you reconsider your one point and make it 1000.

+1.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Are you all okay? Did everybody close all the shutters in the CDR?

There aren't any.
No windows.
Or has someone been redecorating in the Dark?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

What! I will never get past my negatives now if I am only getting 1 point. Oh no. I hope the rest of you appreciate that fact that I have eliminated quite a few guesses for you already.

That was my plan all along ?

 

[Lokkje]

+1.

Ummm ? almighty “genius” that is most assuredly NOT 1000. I guess cold dark lords aren’t very good with numbers. Sporking ridiculous. I will have to develop a new strategy since my master is failing me and twill be that I will go to all of my fellow CDR denizens to give me their negative points in fear of my retaliation as I shall Spork all of you. Trust me, it is so much worse to be sporked then to be smoted particularly as I cannot seem to come up with the technique for smoting that will work in CDR without doing harm to beloved wooden Sporky. Line up and cough up the negative points all. Sporky also notes the appreciation for the gloriousness of Sporky and I am glad you are all jealous and trying to get the coveted wooden Spork. Holy crap it’s exhausting to try to be the spawn of a dark Lord. Sporky needs a nap. PS, Caroline was first in line if she has the most negative PS, CarolM is first in line if she has the most negatives.

 

[Lokkje]

I hate this phone and I hate that things keep getting duplicated. Although my genius must be seen many times.

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Ummm ? almighty “genius” that is most assuredly NOT 1000. I guess cold dark lords aren’t very good with numbers. Sporking ridiculous. I will have to develop a new strategy since my master is failing me and twill be that I will go to all of my fellow CDR denizens to give me their negative points in fear of my retaliation as I shall Spork all of you. Trust me, it is so much worse to be sporked then to be smoted particularly as I cannot seem to come up with the technique for smoting that will work in CDR without doing harm to beloved wooden Sporky. Line up and cough up the negative points all. Sporky also notes the appreciation for the gloriousness of Sporky and I am glad you are all jealous and trying to get the coveted wooden Spork. Holy crap it’s exhausting to try to be the spawn of a dark Lord. Sporky needs a nap. PS, Caroline was first in line if she has the most negative PS, CarolM is first in line if she has the most negatives.

Caro, your only hope is to run, and count on me... ? ?

 

[Lokkje]

Only the Dark lord gives points. Oh darn it. My leaving you all to your own fate did not last long. !!! Sighhhhhh

The dark lord is mathematics challenged.

 

[Lokkje]

Caro, your only hope is to run, and count on me... ? ?

Sporky has no legs so Sporky does not need to rely on such a silly thing as running to catch you. Sporky is also a utensil so no knife shall align with anyone but Sporky. Now you are both doomed. Both sporked and backstabbed.

 

[Lokkje]

Although my kids are going to think that I have finally lost it and just might send me to the nut house. So if I disappear for a while, don't worry I have just gone for some psychiatric help.

They’re going to take you away ha ha hee hee ho ho

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

Sporky has no legs so Sporky does not need to rely on such a silly thing as running to catch you. Sporky is also a utensil so no knife shall align with anyone but Sporky. Now you are both doomed. Both sporked and backstabbed.

Well, guess I’ll have to resort to plan 2... ?

 

[Golden Greek Tortoise 567]

They’re going to take you away ha ha hee hee ho ho

One less person to take down for the spork ?

 

[Lokkje]

No need to explain, I figured it out. Now if only I can figure all of your missions out.

Is there some particular reason why you keep talking to yourself? There are many of us we would be more than happy to talk to you. I’m talking to you. Sporky has honored you with her presence. Is this an interesting mission related strategy where you made crazy ridiculous guesses to appear to have many negative points and now you were going to actually execute your mission where you’re talking to yourself? How very interesting.

 

[Lokkje]

You do realise that if you get a 1000 you will never retain your spork!

Well ? But I shall always be The original Sporky and it would be the most amazing turnabout of all time in the CDR.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The dark lord is mathematics challenged.

Mathematically.
He certainly is when Carol's making wild guesses.

 

[Lokkje]

Oh I so so so want to say that your mission is to push your luck. But I promised not to. So I am not.

Why would I be pushing my luck? Have you forgotten that the cold dark Lord created me? Now pushing your luck is agitating me. And you are pushing your luck. Spork awaits

 

[Lokkje]

Mathematically.
He certainly is when Carol's making wild guesses. View attachment 305279

Mathematics. We are not discussing English we were discussing math. I perform Mathemagics feats. I do guesstimates.