I'm on a sea food diet.
I see food, then I eat it.
I see food, then I eat it.
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George Scott, the man who introduced football to Burma says in his diary.
"Stepped on something soft and wobbly, lit a match, found it was a dead Chinaman.".
"Stepped on something soft and wobbly, lit a match, found it was a dead Chinaman.".
Did you sell it on the 'netI stole an opah once.
I feel gill-ty.
Fish are really smart, because they go in schools....
I shore like these jokes.
I shore like these jokes.
It would be dangerous selling an endangered fish on line.
Unless it were a spammerhead.
I steal money all the time from the river bank.
The noted character actor Clive Morton was once on tour with Sir John Gielgud.
After Sir John had ignored him completely for several weeks, Morton plucked up the courage and went and knocked on the great actor's door.
Gielgud opened it and said, "Thank God it's you, for one moment I thought it was going to be that ghastly bore Clive Morton."
After Sir John had ignored him completely for several weeks, Morton plucked up the courage and went and knocked on the great actor's door.
Gielgud opened it and said, "Thank God it's you, for one moment I thought it was going to be that ghastly bore Clive Morton."
You thought I was a Gamer guy?
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No, I'm a gay mer-guy.
*steals your boyfriend and swims back to the ocean*
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No, I'm a gay mer-guy.
*steals your boyfriend and swims back to the ocean*
Did you know a kiwi fruit uses more than it's own weight in aviation fuel to get from New Zealand to Europe?
Why does the actor Edward Woodward have 4 ds in his name?
...How did you even calculate that??
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Goodness, it wasn't me.
Some other person with too much time on their hands, i guess.
Thinking of some really bad puns, ( you guys were doing pretty good ) my sister made the worst pun, ever, in the kitchen at work last week...
In context, this makes sense, so I'll let you know we were talking about sandwiches and what cheese we like on there
*Tall Dave- I like cheese jokes.
(He's very tall)
*Sydney- They're cheesey!
One of those jokes that are just so cringe worthy.
) my sister made the worst pun, ever, in the kitchen at work last week...In context, this makes sense, so I'll let you know we were talking about sandwiches and what cheese we like on there
*Tall Dave- I like cheese jokes.
(He's very tall)
*Sydney- They're cheesey!
One of those jokes that are just so cringe worthy.
Terrible joke, but bonus point for including cheese.Thinking of some really bad puns, ( you guys were doing pretty good
In context, this makes sense, so I'll let you know we were talking about sandwiches and what cheese we like on there
*Tall Dave- I like cheese jokes.
(He's very tall)
*Sydney- They're cheesey!
One of those jokes that are just so cringe worthy.
I don't need to I use my Visa Delta cardI steal money all the time from the river bank.
Correct.Because without them he would be Ewar Woowar?
10 points!
