COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

I'm not going to be drawn into this

That may erase a few laughs

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'm not going to be drawn into this

Yeah, write!

 

[Lyn W]

Yeah, write!

2B or not 2B that is the question

 

[Lyn W]

Although it's tongue is 16 inches long, the standard anteater has a small mouth that could be blocked by inserting a pencil.

Why would anyone want to do that?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Why would anyone want to do that?

To stop it supping on your ant farm?

 

[Lyn W]

To stop it supping on your ant farm?

I think every home should have an anteater - a natural way to get rid of the little blighters.

 

[Lyn W]

I've been popping in and out of your CDR all afternoon, but I have to leave for a while now to go dandy collecting as I can't find ay in here.
So see you later Adam, have fun.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I've been popping in and out of your CDR all afternoon, but I have to leave for a while now to go dandy collecting as I can't find ay in here.
So see you later Adam, have fun.

Byeeee!
No, no dandelions in here, they're all out with Tidgy.
But we do have anteaters and therefore not many ants.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What would happen if you got a hug from a giant anteater?

 

[Moozillion]

They are so tiny, i don't think they'll make a meal.

... Wait a little til they've grown
I jk I jk
I need name suggestions!!!!!

Google famous racehorses and give them those names!!!

 

[Moozillion]

in a squabble over a tennis match, Caravaggio murdered his opponent.
However, modern historians believe this is a trifle unfair as it seems that Caravaggio was only trying to cut off the other guys testicles, not actually kill him.

Oh, well that's alright then!

 

[johnsonnboswell]

2B is better than not 2B. Preferred pencil lead hardness. Easier to erase, too.

 

[Moozillion]

George Scott, the man who introduced football to Burma says in his diary.
"Stepped on something soft and wobbly, lit a match, found it was a dead Chinaman.".

 

[Moozillion]

The noted character actor Clive Morton was once on tour with Sir John Gielgud.
After Sir John had ignored him completely for several weeks, Morton plucked up the courage and went and knocked on the great actor's door.
Gielgud opened it and said, "Thank God it's you, for one moment I thought it was going to be that ghastly bore Clive Morton."

Sounds like Gielgud could be a real jerk... ...now I'm disappointed in him.

 

[Moozillion]

Did you know a kiwi fruit uses more than it's own weight in aviation fuel to get from New Zealand to Europe?

Wait...what????

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

2B is better than not 2B. Preferred pencil lead hardness. Easier to erase, too.

I like 2B 2.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sounds like Gielgud could be a real jerk... ...now I'm disappointed in him.

Sometimes a ghastly man, apparently.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Wait...what????

Just trivia.

 

[Yellow Turtle01]

Because without them he would be Ewar Woowar?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Easy 10 points for someone going begging.
What happens if you get hugged by a Giant anteater?