COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Which animals could fuff at you when they're angry ?
There are two different animals that fuff.

A tortoise for one? Lola makes what sounds like fuffing noise.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Unless its London Zoo and then you'd get arrested for indecency instead.
Its a lose/lose situation whichever way you look at it!

Not very helpful really.
Polar bears can run at 30 mph so you can't outrun them.
If you stand still or play dead they will still attack.
So the only option is to travel with a slow friend.
Then it's not the polar bear you need to outrun.

 

[Lyn W]

I've just been lying on the floor of Lola's room and she came right up to my nose and lay besides me.....very cute!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

A tortoise for one? Lola makes what sounds like fuffing noise.

No.
But it is onomatopoeic for the sound the animals make when they attack.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I've just been lying on the floor of Lola's room and she came right up to my nose and lay besides me.....very cute!

Tidgy does this, it's adorable.

 

[spud's_mum]

What's a cornetto?

An ice cream in a cone.
It's a brand

 

[Lyn W]

I give up with the fuffing because I have to go now. It's a beautiful evening and it was decided to have a bbq instead of the picnic.
So are you going to put me out of my misery before I go or keep me in suspense?

 

[spud's_mum]

Just saved a drowning bumble bee

 

[Lyn W]

Just saved a drowning bumble bee

Blimey between the snails and the bee you are doing well!
Do you wear a red cossie It's not Baywatch its Beewatch!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I give up with the fuffing because I have to go now. It's a beautiful evening and it was decided to have a bbq instead of the picnic.
So are you going to put me out of my misery before I go or keep me in suspense?

Tigers only roar when attracting a mate.
They fuff when angry or attacking.
The other animal is a weasel!
Enjoy your barbie.
Bring some back to The Cold Dark Room for us.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Just saved a drowning bumble bee

good.
i think i said earlier how much i liked bumble bees.

 

[Lyn W]

Tigers only roar when attracting a mate.
They fuff when angry or attacking.
The other animal is a weasel!
Enjoy your barbie.
Bring some back to The Cold Dark Room for us.

Would never have got those!
Will do - you can have my sausages I don't eat those - or burgers so should be plenty to go around!
See you all later, have fun!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Would never have got those!
Will do - you can have my sausages I don't eat those - or burgers so should be plenty to go around!
See you all later, have fun!

Yuuuuuuuummmmmm!
Look forward to it.
What do you eat at a bbq then?
Grass?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Have to pop out to buy a couple of spuds for wifey.
Potatoes not tortoises.
Back in a bit.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Adam, I'd like to know who the first was to look at a cow and say,
“See those things hanging down? I'm gonna squeeze them and drink whatever comes out of them!"

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Adam, I'd like to know who the first was to look at a cow and say,
“See those things hanging down? I'm gonna squeeze them and drink whatever comes out of them!"

And who first stuck dried tobacco in their mouths and set fire to it ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Back in My Cold Dark Room where I belong.
Bought 4 potatoes and a tomato, so wifey should be happy now.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Which of these would you choose to defend yourself against an alligator?
a) paper clip
b) crocodile clip
c) paper bag
d) handbag
e) rubber band.

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

Which of these would you choose to defend yourself against an alligator?
a) paper clip
b) crocodile clip
c) paper bag
d) handbag
e) rubber band.

Obviously E. The strength is in the downward bite, nothing for opening the mouth.

 

[Moozillion]

There is one tiny public library in Fes which nobody much visits.
the average Moroccan reads 3 pages a year.

SERIOUSLY???!?!