COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Diet.

Think Michelle was right then - veggies

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

This joke is VERY rude, so skip it if you are of delicate sensibilities!
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?......................................................................
A: Keep the tip!

Bea !

 

[meech008]

This joke is VERY rude, so skip it if you are of delicate sensibilities!
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?......................................................................
A: Keep the tip!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They're all vegetarians!

Wow!
Definitely 10 points for that!

 

[mike taylor]

How can a cop arrest you for solicitation of a prostitute if you pay in a birthday card ? Prostitutes have birthdays to . Just saying .

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Well Adam your room has beaten Ken and I out . My awesome land is at a stand still . Why do you guys like the cold darkness ? It can't be Adams company can it ?

I think we all love the armadillos.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

But it smells in here . Like cheese and feet ! For gods sake get a air freshener ! Haha

I asked you to bring one last time you mentioned it!
The coffee smells quite nice today.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's the armadillos

And the toilet hole in the corner.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Ha-ha I think Adam is hiding old cheese in here .

Always, old cheese, new cheese,
yellow cheese, blue cheese.

 

[Lyn W]

I think we all love the armadillos.

Yes we need more of those in the pools during school holidays. Oh hang on - that's armoured lilos isn't it?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

How can a cop arrest you for solicitation of a prostitute if you pay in a birthday card ? Prostitutes have birthdays to . Just saying .

I'll try it and tell you what happened.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yes we need more of those in the pools during school holidays. Oh hang on - that's armoured lilos isn't it?

Surely armored lilos sink ?

 

[Lyn W]

Surely armored lilos sink ?

Yes they become submarines then

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yes they become submarines then

Cool.

 

[Lyn W]

I'll try it and tell you what happened.

Will you take her a gift too?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What was the unforgettable achievement of John Henry Anderson, "The Wizard of the North." ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Will you take her a gift too?

It's traditional here to buy them a beer, so maybe if I took her a case of Heineken ?

 

[Lyn W]

What was the unforgettable achievement of John Henry Anderson, "The Wizard of the North." ?

He was a Scottish magician wasn't he? Don't know what he did though.......yet!

 

[Lyn W]

It's traditional here to buy them a beer, so maybe if I took her a case of Heineken ?

well I suppose if you are putting money in card as well..................

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

He was a Scottish magician wasn't he? Don't know what he did though.......yet!

He was.
And the first to.......?