COLD DARK ROOM

[ZEROPILOT]

No, no, no, it's always night time in The Cold Dark Room and I hope you're going to share your luncheons.

My internal clock told me. (My stomach rumbles as an alarm.)

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Can you tune a salad? All sounds a bit fishy to me.

I'll just clam up.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

My internal clock told me. (My stomach rumbles as an alarm.)

Yeah, I can hear it, it's frightening the armadillos.
You better eat.
Enjoy.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I'll just clam up.

Its very dark, but sounds like Lyn............

 

[JoesMum]

I'll just clam up.

Load of codswallop

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Its very dark, but sounds like Lyn............

My voice is actually quite deep.
Are you suggesting Lyn has a deep voice?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Load of codswallop

Pardon ?
My herrings not very good.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

My voice is actually quite deep.
Are you suggesting Lyn has a deep voice?

No. Don't forget how crazy I get over an English accent, though!
I was referring to the female voice in the room being a comedian.

 

[Moozillion]

Sorry, i'm late today.
The hedgehogs and armadillos had a dispute and the hedgehogs walked out so I've been rounding them up and brokering a peace agreement.
All okay now.
Hello, everybody.

Thanks so much for negotiating between the two- I really like both!

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I know very little about Hedgehogs, but I can tell you with authority that Armadillos are usually up to no good.

 

[Moozillion]

I know very little about Hedgehogs, but I can tell you with authority that Armadillos are usually up to no good.

...they're just misunderstood...

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I know very little about Hedgehogs, but I can tell you with authority that Armadillos are usually up to no good.

Those hedgehogs are troublemakers too.
Don't be fooled by the innocent looks.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Last night there was an epoch Gecko fight on the wall behind my T.V.
There is a house gecko that shows up most nights and hangs out there, but last night a second one showed up and they went at it for ten minutes until they both fell off the wall.
It could have been a mating thing, I suppose.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Sorry. It's the only story I have right now that doesn't include Bertha or my dog, Chester.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Lunch is over. If anybody finds my diet Mountain Dew, please save it for me. I don't seem to remember where I placed it.
I'll be back later for it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Last night there was an epoch Gecko fight on the wall behind my T.V.
There is a house gecko that shows up most nights and hangs out there, but last night a second one showed up and they went at it for ten minutes until they both fell off the wall.
It could have been a mating thing, I suppose.

My geckos seem to have suffered heavy losses in the winter, only got two or three this year.
Love geckos.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Lunch is over. If anybody finds my diet Mountain Dew, please save it for me. I don't seem to remember where I placed it.
I'll be back later for it.

I think I saw Bea with a can of Mountain Dew.
Just saying....

 

[spud's_mum]

Hi guys, I'm back in the cold dark room.

Going to have a nap now

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hi guys, I'm back in the cold dark room.

Going to have a nap now

Find a nice dry corner.
There are 7 corners in here, but one is a toilet, and one is for the hedgehogs and armadillos.
So be careful.

 

[spud's_mum]

Find a nice dry corner.
There are 7 corners in here, but one is a toilet, and one is for the hedgehogs and armadillos.
So be careful.

I'll share with the hedgehogs and armadillos