COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

So what's everyone else up to?




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scary!

 

[Lyn W]

Now that I've cracked the code and you're just spouting them off.

But its all still quite if not interesting!

 

[Lyn W]

But its all still quite if not interesting!

That should be .............'if not vey interesting!'

 

[Lyn W]

Why did the speaker of the Swazi parliament lose his job in the year 2000?

He lost his voice?

 

[Lyn W]

The item stolen was the King's cowpat, or rather the cowpat of one of the kings's cow.
In his defence, the speaker alleged he had stolen the pooh for a magic spell that would benefit the whole country and His Majesty himself.
The King of Swaziland is an absolute monarch who rules with his mother 'The Great She Elephant', whenever he rises from his seat he must be met with cheers and gasps of admiration

His loo must be quite crowded!

 

[Lyn W]

Well done guys, you got it.
Lots of points each, the questions come from the wonderful BBC series QI, (Quite Interesting).
However, as the point was to get funny answers and conversations started, which has rather wonderfully happened, and as people have been Googling answers anyway, it really makes little difference, and I shall continue or maybe change the source of the questions.
What do you think ?

Yes! Keeps the old grey matter busy!

 

[Lyn W]

So, which hand did Henry VIII of England use to wipe his bottom with ?

the stable hand?

 

[spud's_mum]

I only just woke up!
I'm leaving in less than 3 hours and I still have to go to the shops, make lots of little bags of food for spud, get dressed, do my hair, pack, charge my phone etc!!!!!

 

[Lyn W]

I only just woke up!
I'm leaving in less than 3 hours and I still have to go to the shops, make lots of little bags of food for spud, get dressed, do my hair, pack, charge my phone etc!!!!!

Better get a wiggle on!!
You'll do it!

 

[Lyn W]

i am so glad you pointed it out so quickly so I could go back and edit it.
But it still survives in your post, so the others will see.
never mind.
Sorry, guys, an accident, but so, so funny!

I see shirts - thankfully!

 

[spud's_mum]

Better get a wiggle on!!
You'll do it!

Well cheddar has had a good time digging...
He's pushed it all up to one side and kicked loads out of the cage onto my floor....

 

[Lyn W]

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Well cheddar has had a good time digging...
He's pushed it all up to one side and kicked loads out of the cage onto my floor....

add vacuuming to your list too!

 

[spud's_mum]

add vacuuming to your list too!

Urggggg I hate vacuuming

 

[Lyn W]

Well I've been talking to myself until you popped in.
Everyone else is in bed or busy this morning it seems.
So I'd better go and sort out Lola's breakfast and take my lodger - Fudge - for walkies.
Then try to fix my car.
So see you later
Have a good time Spuds mum
Send us a postcard!!

 

[spud's_mum]

My dad is going to take me to the shops so that'll speed things up a bit

 

[Gillian M]

Very nice.
Don't think it would suit me though.

Give it a try, then decide if it suits you or not!

 

[Lyn W]

Good Morning Gillian, how are you today?
It is very quiet here this morning.
Have you seen the thread from Ken's daughter in introductions yet?

 

[Gillian M]

Good Morning Gillian, how are you today?
It is very quiet here this morning.
Have you seen the thread from Ken's daughter in introductions yet?

Hi Lyn. I've been writing to Ken's daughter since I received your first PM. But she's not answering, which is only keeping me more and more worried.

 

[Lyn W]

Hi Lyn. I've been writing to Ken's daughter since I received your first PM. But she's not answering, which is only keeping me more and more worried.

It's probably still early hours of the morning over there, so I expect they are either still at hospital or trying to get some rest. I think US is about 8 hours behind me so maybe that's 10 behind you. ?
I'm sure they'll get back to us if there's any news.

 

[Gillian M]

It's probably still early hours of the morning over there, so I expect they are either still at hospital or trying to get some rest. I think US is about 8 hours behind me so maybe that's 10 behind you. ?
I'm sure they'll get back to us if there's any news.

You're right Lyn, we're TEN HOURS ahead. I got such a shock, that I forgot the time difference. So sorry to have disturbed you.