COLD DARK ROOM

[Lyn W]

Full marks. 10 points. And, to compensate for the long wait, an ice cream cone, your choice of flavor.

Thank you very much I would like a raspberry ripple 99 please. Yum!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Russia

Russian border and in Georgia, the northern Caucasus mountains where the Alan tribe were driven by the Huns in the 4th century.
The Alans were master horsemen who introduced the idea of chivalry to Europe and may have inspired the tales of King Arthur and his knights.
Pliny the Elder however, described them as a race of degenerates.

 

[Lyn W]

What do you call a man with a number plate on his head - Reg

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good afternoon/morning all.
I have a bother called Alun with a 'u'
Allan is welsh for Out
I use to know a boy called Levi and he was both the anagrams of his name.

But not veil.
Afternoon, Lyn.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Good afternoon/morning all.
I have a bother called Alun with a 'u'
Allan is welsh for Out
I use to know a boy called Levi and he was both the anagrams of his name.

Was 'bother' used deliberately ?

 

[jaizei]

Good afternoon/morning all.
I have a bother called Alun with a 'u'
Allan is welsh for Out
I use to know a boy called Levi and he was both the anagrams of his name.

I certainly hope he was 'live'

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

What do you call a tall man with a seagull on his head ?
Cliff.

 

[johnsonnboswell]

What do you call a tall man with a seagull on his head ?
Cliff.

Silently hands him eyeglass cleaner

 

[Momof4]

A cheese walks into a bar. The Barman says: 'We don't serve your rind here'

 

[johnsonnboswell]

Thank you very much I would like a raspberry ripple 99 please. Yum!

Here you go. Enjoy

 

[Lyn W]

Was 'bother' used deliberately ?

Yes - he used to be both!
How are you Adam ?
After a grey start it is lovely here now.
Took dog for a very nice walk along the route of an old pit railway track which follows the side of the valley through the trees.
Lots of dandies etc for Lola
Rushed back to get him out for a while so he is having a rare bask in the sun.
A bit of sun makes a lot of difference

 

[Lyn W]

Here you go. Enjoy

I will thank you very much!

 

[Lyn W]

I certainly hope he was 'live'

all 3 but not veil though he would probably have looked better if he'd worn one!

 

[Lyn W]

What do you call a tall man with a seagull on his head ?
Cliff.

What do you call a woman with a food processor on her head?

Blenda

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

A cheese walks into a bar. The Barman says: 'We don't serve your rind here'

Cheese joke!
Extra points!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yes - he used to be both!
How are you Adam ?
After a grey start it is lovely here now.
Took dog for a very nice walk along the route of an old pit railway track which follows the side of the valley through the trees.
Lots of dandies etc for Lola
Rushed back to get him out for a while so he is having a rare bask in the sun.
A bit of sun makes a lot of difference

I'm good, thanks.
Sounds like a pleasant morning for all concerned.
I've been doing some more work on monocotyledon classification.
Very interesting.
Keeps me happy.

 

[Lyn W]

I'm good, thanks.
Sounds like a pleasant morning for all concerned.
I've been doing some more work on monocotyledon classification.
Very interesting.
Keeps me happy.

...............and out of trouble.............

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

...............and out of trouble.............

Not entirely, had to stop a fight between a daffodil and a banana plant.

 

[Lyn W]

Not entirely, had to stop a fight between a daffodil and a banana plant.

Wouldn't have come to much - they're both yellow bellies.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 year old cousin, he indulged in drinking sprees that made Liam Gallagher look like Ned Flanders and he died, literally, in the gutter, in Baltimore in 1849.
One of my favourite writers.
He was also a truly prophetic genius.
2 years before he died he wrote a long prose poem called "Eureka". which anticipated one of the greatest discoveries of the 20th century by 80 years.
What was it?