COLD DARK ROOM

[Angel Carrion]

Some, but I was too ill to read for half of it.

That's not good. Being too ill to read is really bad

 

[Angel Carrion]

Doctor Who mention!
Points.

Doctor Who wins every time

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

grrrr!!! half way to 'hacking' the nintend wii, bloomin laptop is goosed... pop up after pop up!!!

so its been put away for tonight before I throw it out a window!!!

both mum and dads cars been cleaned, the mrs is playing in the kitchen so im going to retreat into the man cave... and the cold dark room obviously.

hope we are all well today and being silly

Silly, us ?
Wibble.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

That's not good. Being too ill to read is really bad

I've made up for it since.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Doctor Who wins every time

New series 19th September.
Just in time for my birthday.
Hurrah!

 

[Angel Carrion]

New series 19th September.
Just in time for my birthday.
Hurrah!

How you liking Capaldi so far?

 

[johnandjade]

Silly, us ?
Wibble.

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im a pencil case

 

[johnandjade]

please excuse the stern look, its more difficult than it looks lol

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

How you liking Capaldi so far?

I think he's brilliant.
One of the best.
I didn't like all the Danny Pink stuff and a couple of stories were weak, but "Listen", "Mummy on the Orient Express" and "Flatline" were superb.
A great season, all in all and Capaldi is dynamite.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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You're supposed to have pants on your head too.

 

[johnandjade]

You're supposed to have pants on your head too.

i dont ware underpants.... the pair hasnt been built yet that can take on the job! woof woof!

 

[Lyn W]

In ancient India, soldier ants were used to bite a wound together.
You then break off the head to leave a stitch.
Rows of these would hold wounds together, very successfully.

Was that the first antiseptic?

 

[JoesMum]

Welcome back to The Cold Dark Room.
Missed having you around in here.
Of course, you can bring your huge mug in here (!). Pull up an armadillo and relax
Extra points for the cheese mention, though I'm slightly jealous.
Long drive, indeed, but things could have been a lot worse at the Chunnel.
Hurrah! Glad you had a good time.
Hurrah! You're back.

Thanks for the warm welcome

The Chaumes seems to have survived the journey without mugging me as soon as I opened the cold box. It was sealed in cling film and a plastic bag to help prevent its worst odours from forcing customs and excise to imprison both us and it. For those not familar with Chaumes cheese, it can get very smelly and runny when over-ripe. It needs to be kept very cold!

Things are heading for organised here. Car unloaded, Joe found (Since when has he started sleeping under the Japanese Maple?! He looks I fine fettle thanks to my well trained neighbours), Mums phoned and a second mug of tea consumed.

Sorry to hear you've been unwell. Are you recovering now?

 

[Lyn W]

One can't flee from The Cold Dark Room.

Bit like Hotel California then
"......You can check out any tine you like
But you can never leave.................."

 

[Lyn W]

I love cucumber too.
Cheese and cucumber sarnies!!!!
Yuummmmmmyyyy!!!!
Olives are incredibly cheap here and grow all over the place.
Also very nice and healthy.

Me too!
I don't like Olives though - nor Popeyes

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i dont ware underpants.... the pair hasnt been built yet that can take on the job! woof woof!

oh, goodness!

 

[johnandjade]

Bit like Hotel California then
"......You can check out any tine you like
But you can never leave.................."

there could be mirrors on the ceiling but we are unable to tell.

is there pink champagne on ice???

 

[johnandjade]

Me too!
I don't like Olives though - nor Popeyes

whats pink and smells of olive???


... popeyes ( insert rest of punchline )

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Was that the first antiseptic?

Funny you should say that, but that's the answer to the next question about red ants in Thailand.
They pour them into an open wound and the ants secrete an acid that is antiseptic and painkilling.
I've seen this done.

 

[Lyn W]

There's a reason I do most of me shopping between the hours of 5-8am.

It's only Tesco and some Asda stores open at those times in UK