COLD DARK ROOM

[Prairie Mom]

Dougal's my hero! "It's like heaven and hell and everlasting life and all that other stuff they taught us in seminary. You're not meant to take it seriously."

I love the face that he makes after "YES! OF COURSE!"

I need to get my hands on some "Father Ted"

 

[Lyn W]

I think I scared Michelle off by mentioning undie shopping! I'm becoming quite the thread killer these days.

This is a long story but many years ago this week my Dad was in hospital and was still going to be there for Xmas day. I hadn't had much time for shopping, I didn't want to just get my Mum vouchers and whatever I bought her I knew she would change, so for a laugh I decided I would get her a black basque, frilly undies and stockings which I would give her when we went to the ward to visit my dad, thinking it would cheer him up. Sadly my dad didn't make it to Xmas day so in the New Year I went back to M&S to return the unmentionables. They weren't open so had to take them home again and back at the car park I found a young lad hiding between the cars. He begged me for a lift downstairs and said he was being chased. No way was he getting in my car but as I drove off I saw 2 big burly men looking around. I was worried they would throw him off the top of the car park so stopped and let him in thinking he would have to get out at the barrier. When I got there the place was swarming with cops so I got out and called them over. They were all looking for this boy who had been involved in some credit card fraud. I had to take my car to the police station so it could be searched in case he had hidden anything in it, and they told me to take my bags into the station where in a room full of CID blokes they asked me to empty them onto a table. I was now a very nice shade of beetroot as out tumbled all this sexy underwear and all I could say was "They're my mother's!" She was 69 at the time!

 

[Prairie Mom]

This is a long story but many years ago this week my Dad was in hospital and was still going to be there for Xmas day. I hadn't had much time for shopping, I didn't want to just get my Mum vouchers and whatever I bought her I knew she would change, so for a laugh I decided I would get her a black basque, frilly undies and stockings which I would give her when we went to the ward to visit my dad, thinking it would cheer him up. Sadly my dad didn't make it to Xmas day so in the New Year I went back to M&S to return the unmentionables. They weren't open so had to take them home again and back at the car park I found a young lad hiding between the cars. He begged me for a lift downstairs and said he was being chased. No way was he getting in my car but as I drove off I saw 2 big burly men looking around. I was worried they would throw him off the top of the car park so stopped and let him in thinking he would have to get out at the barrier. When I got there the place was swarming with cops so I got out and called them over. They were all looking for this boy who had been involved in some credit card fraud. I had to take my care to the police station so it could be searched in case he had hidden anything in it, and they told me to take my bags into the station where in a room full of CID blokes they asked me to empty them onto a table. I was now a very nice shade of beetroot as out tumbled all this sexy underwear and all I could say was "They're my mother's!" She was 69 at the time!

WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Most thrilling post I've read on the forum yet! Ha Ha! Action! Adventure! and Lyn being humiliated with undies at the police station! EXCELLENT!! Ha ha ha!

(sorry about your Dad! I feel like an insensitive jerk, but the story is just too thrilling! )

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I love the face that he makes after "YES! OF COURSE!"

I need to get my hands on some "Father Ted"

Me, too.
After Christmas.
Wonder if wifey would like the boxed set for her birthday...............

 

[Lyn W]

Evening, Lyn.
Late tonight.
Hope you had a good evening.

Hi Adam had a busy day shopping but not as busy as I thought it was going to be. Spent all day concentrating on looking for things for my sister and her hubby who are going away tomorrow, only to find out when I got home that they have to go much earlier than planned so I won't see them till after Xmas anyway!!

 

[Prairie Mom]

Me, too.
After Christmas.
Wonder if wifey would like the boxed set for her birthday...............

Would this be a gift for YOU or for WIfey????

 

[Lyn W]

WOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

Most thrilling post I've read on the forum yet! Ha Ha! Action! Adventure! and Lyn being humiliated with undies at the police station! EXCELLENT!! Ha ha ha!

(sorry about your Dad! I feel like an insensitive jerk, but the story is just too thrilling! )

My dad would have laughed his socks off at that!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

This is a long story but many years ago this week my Dad was in hospital and was still going to be there for Xmas day. I hadn't had much time for shopping, I didn't want to just get my Mum vouchers and whatever I bought her I knew she would change, so for a laugh I decided I would get her a black basque, frilly undies and stockings which I would give her when we went to the ward to visit my dad, thinking it would cheer him up. Sadly my dad didn't make it to Xmas day so in the New Year I went back to M&S to return the unmentionables. They weren't open so had to take them home again and back at the car park I found a young lad hiding between the cars. He begged me for a lift downstairs and said he was being chased. No way was he getting in my car but as I drove off I saw 2 big burly men looking around. I was worried they would throw him off the top of the car park so stopped and let him in thinking he would have to get out at the barrier. When I got there the place was swarming with cops so I got out and called them over. They were all looking for this boy who had been involved in some credit card fraud. I had to take my care to the police station so it could be searched in case he had hidden anything in it, and they told me to take my bags into the station where in a room full of CID blokes they asked me to empty them onto a table. I was now a very nice shade of beetroot as out tumbled all this sexy underwear and all I could say was "They're my mother's!" She was 69 at the time!

Terrific story that proves truth is stranger than fiction.
You couldn't make it up.
Scary, funny, kind and mortifying all at the same time!

 

[Lyn W]

Terrific story that proves truth is stranger than fiction.
You couldn't make it up.
Scary, funny, kind and mortifying all at the same time!

I was so embarrassed especially as one of the CID men was an old school friend I hadn't seen for about 12 years!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hi Adam had a busy day shopping but not as busy as I thought it was going to be. Spent all day concentrating on looking for things for my sister and her hubby who are going away tomorrow, only to find out when I got home that they have to go much earlier than planned so I won't see them till after Xmas anyway!!

DOH!!!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Would this be a gift for YOU or for WIfey????

Well............wifey has mentioned that she quite liked Father Ted........
i'll have to talk her into it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I was so embarrassed especially as one of the CID men was an old school friend I hadn't seen for about 12 years!

I bet he kept an eye on you for a while after that!
Police protection.

 

[Prairie Mom]

Terrific story that proves truth is stranger than fiction.
You couldn't make it up.

Totally agree!

 

[meech008]

I think I scared Michelle off by mentioning undie shopping! I'm becoming quite the thread killer these days.

Just as Adam said, I'm quite the popper you didn't scare me off or offend me it's funny you mention it but that's usually bens go to gifts for me.

 

[Prairie Mom]

it's funny you mention it but that's usually bens go to gifts for me.

awwww....come on! Every girl knows that's a guy buying a gift for HIMSELF!!! He better get you something else too!

 

[Lyn W]

Just as Adam said, I'm quite the popper you didn't scare me off or offend me it's funny you mention it but that's usually bens go to gifts for me.

For you......?

 

[Prairie Mom]

It's dinner time and I usually feed my house full of animals and then everyone else. I'm obviously sitting here being lazy and typing. Well, one of my cats just MEOWED loud to get my attention AND THEN FLICKED AN ORNAMENT OFF THE TREE! He stared at me completely dead-pan as he did it too! Ha ha! I'm telling you it was in protest for the late meal.

I better go feed some beasties!

 

[meech008]

awwww....come on! Every girl knows that a guy buying a gift for HIMSELF!!! He better get you something else too!

For you......?

Bahahaha the man isn't quite so good at being a "romantic" on cue which is why I don't usually judge his presents. It's the random gifts and notes and such throughout the year that make my Christmas with him he's a goof with those unmentionables!

 

[Prairie Mom]

For you......?

exactly!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

It's dinner time and I usually feed my house full of animals and then everyone else. I'm obviously sitting here being lazy and typing. Well, one of my cats just MEOWED loud to get my attention AND THEN FLICKED AN ORNAMENT OFF THE TREE! He stared at me completely dead-pan as he did it too! Ha ha! I'm telling you it was in protest for the late meal.

I better go feed some beasties!

Yep, before the pets and people wreck the joint!
Nice chatting!
Speak soon!