COLD DARK ROOM

[ZEROPILOT]

For those of you who remember Donna and Turbo back a couple of years ago, she is back under the name Turbosmum on the Intro thread.
Lots of our friends are returning !

Maybe @Yvonne G can return her to her previous status?

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Time to pop over to Ebay to spend some more money.
Has @Lyn W been around?
I didn't see any posts from her.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The fish pond is coming right along. But i've spent so much time farting around with it that I've encountered a tragedy........I found a perfectly formed and perfectly dead baby Redfoot hatchling in my incubator.

Oh, no!
Poor thing.
But glad the pond is working out well.

 

[Bee62]

The fish pond is coming right along. But i've spent so much time farting around with it that I've encountered a tragedy........I found a perfectly formed and perfectly dead baby Redfoot hatchling in my incubator.

Oh, that is very sad. Why is the baby dead ? Has it hatched and you forgot to look after him ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Fine that your student is late. Time to have a small talk.
Goooood moooorning Adam !

Yes, wifey's student also half an hour late.
This is Morocco.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Maybe @Yvonne G can return her to her previous status?

Yes, I have suggested this to Donna.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I almost forgot. According to my D.R.O.P. paperwork, I retire a year from today.
Hello cheese sandwiches.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Oh, that is very sad. Why is the baby dead ? Has it hatched and you forgot to look after him ?

Yes. He was alive and I didn't tend to him. Very bad.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Time to pop over to Ebay to spend some more money.
Has @Lyn W been around?
I didn't see any posts from her.

John e-mailed her a few days back.
He got a reply a few days later.
She and Lola are fine, but her naughty computer has finally gone West.
She says she'll be back with us asap.
Don't spend all your money!

 

[Bee62]

Yes, wifey's student also half an hour late.
This is Morocco.

They stuck in the traffic ..... Too much camels on the street ....
I ate a clown, ate a clown .....

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Oh, no!
Poor thing.
But glad the pond is working out well.

There are six others from that date that I am now looking at very closely. And my closed chamber will be back in operation in a day or two.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I almost forgot. According to my D.R.O.P. paperwork, I retire a year from today.
Hello cheese sandwiches.

Yyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheese sarnies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retirement !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You'll love it, Ed.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

They stuck in the traffic ..... Too much camels on the street ....
I ate a clown, ate a clown .....

I ate a camel.
Lots of them.
So there are no camels in Fes.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

There are six others from that date that I am now looking at very closely. And my closed chamber will be back in operation in a day or two.

Let's hope the others make it.
More for you to shift.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

UNDER-AGE KIDS
Can't get served in a pub or bar ? (good).
Simply eat 20 apples and half a bag of sugar, then sit back and eat nothing for two weeks.
Hey presto !
The contents of your stomach will have fermented into a belly full of cider, and you'll be instantly hammered.

 

[Bee62]

UNDER-AGE KIDS
Can't get served in a pub or bar ? (good).
Simply eat 20 apples and half a bag of sugar, then sit back and eat nothing for two weeks.
Hey presto !
The contents of your stomach will have fermented into a belly full of cider, and you'll be instantly hammered.

Oh no !

That will make them look like .....

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Oh no !

That will make them look like .....

That's the idea.
Hmmmmmm.
I don't think either student is coming. And they haven't bothered to ring.
It happens so often, but even after 12 years, it still makes me angry.
Still, they pay for the time.
But I have to go out to get pop for wifey instead.

 

[Bee62]

That's the idea.
Hmmmmmm.
I don't think either student is coming. And they haven't bothered to ring.
It happens so often, but even after 12 years, it still makes me angry.
Still, they pay for the time.
But I have to go out to get pop for wifey instead.

You don`t know how often and how long I must wait for my customs when they bring their cat to me. Most of them are late and they don`t pay my time while I am waiting.
I makes my angry too !

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You don`t know how often and how long I must wait for my customs when they bring their cat to me. Most of them are late and they don`t pay my time while I am waiting.
I makes my angry too !

Yes, let's have an angry day, people.
What makes you angry, folks ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Yesterday, when i was potato hunting, i was walking through the medina when a man overtook me, moved in front of me and just slowed down.
So either I have to slow down or bosh into him.
I used to slow but it annoys me so much that i now just keep walking at the same pace.
So the guy yesterday, I trod on the back of his sandal and it came off. He gave me a glare but I gave him a fierce look and some choice words in Arabic and he looked away.