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JoesMum

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Good afternoon all. I had governor duties this morning - pupil discipline panels * sigh *

All dealt with, but then I received a text from our decorator asking if he could come on Thursday to paint son’s bedroom so I had to rush out to get the paint.

The colour was decided, but our town DIY store closed down so I had to drive half an hour to the far side of Tunbridge Wells to get it.

I now have 2 and a bit days to pack the room up so I had better roll my sleeves up and get on with it :D
 

kellygirl64

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Thank you for your kind words. This was all shared with the CDR as it happened one year ago tomorrow (March 13) and with TFO afterwards

Joe is/was our Testudo graeca graeca (Greek) - my husband’s 7th birthday present in 1970. They have both been part of my life for over 30 years. Last winter Joe came out of hibernation apparently OK and then suddenly went floppy during his soak. We rushed him to the vet, but tests revealed a massive tumour and Joe was put to sleep.

It was a massive shock. We had kind of assumed he would outlive us.

Joe was one of the TFO characters. His yobbish male antics giving everyone a laugh. He was 7lb of testosterone in charge of his domain, our garden, without a doubt and woe betide anyone or anything that he objected to. His regular stand offs with the lawn mower and the wheelie bin in particular.

It was odd being able to cut the grass when I wanted last summer rather than having to do it at the crack of dawn before he warmed up.

So tomorrow the sad comes. It hurts every bit as much as a human member of the family.

RIP Joe [emoji22]
Awe, thanks so much for sharing. Your hearts must be truly broken. I guess in some small way, Joe is still making folks laugh because my visions of him and the wheelie bin and lawn mower, precious. Imagine compacting all that attitude (uh, 'bravery') into 7 pounds LOL. Awe, he must have been such a pleasure. What joy he's brought to your lives and your friends here. I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm glad to start my day now, with my coffee and Joe's memory, no matter how sad. Hugs. Thank you again.
 

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Hi kellygirl64 and Dipa!
Welcome to the Cold Dark Room!
Pull up an armadillo to sit on. The One-Legged Pirate or the Leprechaun, his Substitute, should bring you a beverage of your choice (though they haven't been very reliable in the past few days). (They might be a touch busy opening a bar, The Drunken Penguin, inspired by one of our resident penguins, Silly or Willy.) We usually have lots of tea and coffee and someone might still have a stash of cheese. Do watch out for the hedgehogs. You can use the jellyfish to light your way. There are more corners in the CDR than we know, and there's a rumour that the Wool Spider might actually exist. Exercise caution, and enjoy your stay. ;)
Poor armadillo, I'm a big girl you know !! Do they squeak when flattened ? Is your pirate's name Peg ? Or Lefty ? Woody ? Not Speedy, tho, I'm sure. I'd be green with envy if a Leprechaun brought me a grasshopper with solid gold, crushed ice, liquid removed, please. And wouldn't that make me just a bit richer then ? I'm feeling better already. Do penguins still look drunk when they waddle if you're on a ship and the waters are wavy as you pass by ? Hmmm. Hello, Silly, Willy and the missing one. What's his name ? Oh, right, Nil-ly. Coffe and tea, ok with me. I've never seen a mustache of cheese, but plenty of cheesy mustaches. Wink. Hedgehogs are spiky guinea-pigs to me. Can never tell the difference. If your jellyfish lamp fails, I know a Kellyfish equally full of light !! Corners are simple creases that hurt when you hit them while walking in the dark but they also help you go in another direction, which in the dark is helpful, unless you like being in the corner, in the dark. You can stay there, ok, but carry this Kellyfish light, I promise you'll now love being in the corner !! Wool Spiders, I fear not !! Perhaps I'm itching to meet Her ? Have I been cautious enough ? I hate being censored. Hey Woody, where's my drink ?!?!
 

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Poor armadillo, I'm a big girl you know !! Do they squeak when flattened ? Is your pirate's name Peg ? Or Lefty ? Woody ? Not Speedy, tho, I'm sure. I'd be green with envy if a Leprechaun brought me a grasshopper with solid gold, crushed ice, liquid removed, please. And wouldn't that make me just a bit richer then ? I'm feeling better already. Do penguins still look drunk when they waddle if you're on a ship and the waters are wavy as you pass by ? Hmmm. Hello, Silly, Willy and the missing one. What's his name ? Oh, right, Nil-ly. Coffe and tea, ok with me. I've never seen a mustache of cheese, but plenty of cheesy mustaches. Wink. Hedgehogs are spiky guinea-pigs to me. Can never tell the difference. If your jellyfish lamp fails, I know a Kellyfish equally full of light !! Corners are simple creases that hurt when you hit them while walking in the dark but they also help you go in another direction, which in the dark is helpful, unless you like being in the corner, in the dark. You can stay there, ok, but carry this Kellyfish light, I promise you'll now love being in the corner !! Wool Spiders, I fear not !! Perhaps I'm itching to meet Her ? Have I been cautious enough ? I hate being censored. Hey Woody, where's my drink ?!?!
Welcome. Your a natural member of the CDR[emoji12]
 

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Stares are in corner 6. If you go take plenty of lights maybe a jellyfish or two. The also like a maze down there so I recomend marking your trail. I got lost when I went and ended back up here with a new pair of wool underwear I did not have on before. [emoji33]
 

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Good afternoon all. I had governor duties this morning - pupil discipline panels * sigh *

All dealt with, but then I received a text from our decorator asking if he could come on Thursday to paint son’s bedroom so I had to rush out to get the paint.

The colour was decided, but our town DIY store closed down so I had to drive half an hour to the far side of Tunbridge Wells to get it.

I now have 2 and a bit days to pack the room up so I had better roll my sleeves up and get on with it :D
Oh dear you sound like you have your work cut out for you. I don't envy you at all.
 

CarolM

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Poor armadillo, I'm a big girl you know !! Do they squeak when flattened ? Is your pirate's name Peg ? Or Lefty ? Woody ? Not Speedy, tho, I'm sure. I'd be green with envy if a Leprechaun brought me a grasshopper with solid gold, crushed ice, liquid removed, please. And wouldn't that make me just a bit richer then ? I'm feeling better already. Do penguins still look drunk when they waddle if you're on a ship and the waters are wavy as you pass by ? Hmmm. Hello, Silly, Willy and the missing one. What's his name ? Oh, right, Nil-ly. Coffe and tea, ok with me. I've never seen a mustache of cheese, but plenty of cheesy mustaches. Wink. Hedgehogs are spiky guinea-pigs to me. Can never tell the difference. If your jellyfish lamp fails, I know a Kellyfish equally full of light !! Corners are simple creases that hurt when you hit them while walking in the dark but they also help you go in another direction, which in the dark is helpful, unless you like being in the corner, in the dark. You can stay there, ok, but carry this Kellyfish light, I promise you'll now love being in the corner !! Wool Spiders, I fear not !! Perhaps I'm itching to meet Her ? Have I been cautious enough ? I hate being censored. Hey Woody, where's my drink ?!?!
You got it in one. Welcome to the CDR. I think Yvonne is correct you are totally going to fit in.
 

JoesMum

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Stares are in corner 6. If you go take plenty of lights maybe a jellyfish or two. The also like a maze down there so I recomend marking your trail. I got lost when I went and ended back up here with a new pair of wool underwear I did not have on before. [emoji33]
At the moment. I think they're a bit like the Hogwarts stairs, you can't actually guarantee where they'll be.
 

CarolM

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Stares are in corner 6. If you go take plenty of lights maybe a jellyfish or two. The also like a maze down there so I recomend marking your trail. I got lost when I went and ended back up here with a new pair of wool underwear I did not have on before. [emoji33]
What did you do with them?
 

JoesMum

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What does daylight savings actually do?
Moves the clocks back an hour in the autumn and forward and hour in spring.

It was supposed to make the mornings lighter for workers in the winter months. The practicality in most places is that

- the country/time zone is so big that it makes little difference to those in the extreme north ,(Northern Hemisphere) or South (Southern Hemisphere) as the days are too short anyway

- the whole thing was decided before electric lighting was common and when people worked in more manual (often outdoor jobs)

- farmers hate it. To quote a farmer my parents knew who flatly refused to change his clocks "The cows don't understand"

- half the country can't remember which way the clocks go (spring forward, fall back)
 
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