SILVERSTAR mentioned on a thread of mine that there should be a crisis hotline for torts. Well this might not help all of us but it's pretty awesome.
http://blogs.sandiegozoo.org/2011/06/06/pet-desert-tortoise-hotline-educational-outreach/
http://blogs.sandiegozoo.org/2011/06/06/pet-desert-tortoise-hotline-educational-outreach/