Funny differing gender personalities

DARKFIRE007

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As I go through ownership of these two, their personalities tickle me on a daily basis.

MALE FEMALE

When picked up, "Oh boy oh boy, where we goin" "HISSSSSSSS"

Greens VS squash, "Yum, meh whatever" "Meh, GIMME"

Sleeping, "your asleep? Time to roam and bang around" "Nice hide, see you in 6 hours"

Houdini skills, If I build it, he will escape it. "Turn your back I DARE you"

Cutlle bone, "WTF do I want with that?" "Touch it and lose a finger"

pooping/urates, "Slate is my toilet" "Yay a fresh clean enclosure"

Digging, "China isn't really that far" "But I'll break a nail"

Soaking, "I'll have a beer too" "You better pray I never get near your shoes"
 
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