If your traveling and thinking the garden at your hotel would be a great setup for your torts. 
TORTOISE MANIAC THREAD
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When you've just been shopping, but your teenage son moans that there's no food in the fridge. Closer inspection reveals a huge amount of greens, but little else :redface:
JoesMum said:
LOL!!
My husband says wheres our food?? Its all greens and such for the torts.. LOL!! He says they eat better than we do. Well thanks for that!!! Just spent 20 mins laughing like a maniac to myself reading this thread! lol! Oh! And so many ideas!!!! lol! x
TheMindBuddah said:
...What can we say? It's a sickness and non of use are sane enough to care! For some reason baby tortoises have out classed babby kittens in the "Awwww" factor.
Eweezyfosheezy said:If your traveling and thinking the garden at your hotel would be a great setup for your torts.
I totally do that!
If you purchase a special couch to relax and just watch your tortoises!
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StudentoftheReptile said:
Thats me!
ALDABRAMAN said:You might be a TORTOISE MANIAC if you:
:shy: Go to the zoo and spend the entire day at the tortoise pen!
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That's me
If your youngest child is 9 years old and you stop to get diapers.
Lol
Lol
TheTortoiseWhisperer said:
When you find yourself scheming:
"I'll just go to the uppity part of town and admire lawns, asking nicely if they are pesticide free since I'm looking for a good all natural lawn care company...then I'll do a drive by at night and pick them bald!"
My friend suggested we do the first half yet ask to tend to their yard for some sort of charity, all the while leaving torts out to graze
When you go to nurseries and buy the plant that clearly has been forgotten...who is also tort approved...who also has a bunch of weeds in its pot!!!
"I'll just go to the uppity part of town and admire lawns, asking nicely if they are pesticide free since I'm looking for a good all natural lawn care company...then I'll do a drive by at night and pick them bald!"
My friend suggested we do the first half yet ask to tend to their yard for some sort of charity, all the while leaving torts out to graze
When you go to nurseries and buy the plant that clearly has been forgotten...who is also tort approved...who also has a bunch of weeds in its pot!!!
Hahaha! This reminds me of when I had my ball pythons, my office was turned into their room/rat room, I kept the av vent shut and liked the ambient to be around 90, I'd sit at the computer sweating to death all in the name of healthy happy snakes.EKLC said:
When you'd rather meet Aldabraman, Tom, Jaqui an so many more instead of your favorite actor or idol. Lol lol
TheTortoiseWhisperer said:
Yes!
TheTortoiseWhisperer said:
JoesMum said:
Hahaha this just happened to me tonight
TheTortoiseWhisperer said:
LMAO!!! I just busted out laughing and my family looked at me like I was nuts!! When I showed them what I was laughing at, they looked at me even stranger
I find myself trying to explain to the people passing by, why I'm walking around outside at 7am, in my pj's picking weeds
ALDABRAMAN said:You might be a TORTOISE MANIAC if you:
:shy: Go to the zoo and spend the entire day at the tortoise pen!
OK, Add your thoughts to the list......
Orrrr! Going to the fair and seeing the price on the alfalfa knowing your deathly allergic to it and know you might die at any second but still checking it out for you tortoise's!
(that's me ) (my mom said to post that because thats what I did today XD)
you know you're a tortoise maniac when you're filled with hope & almost brought to tears with excitement when Edna tells you there's a POOP THREAD available
When you jump for joy because you finally found some roly pollys in your own yard! Woot-woot!
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