Trouble maker the end

[Maggie3fan]

Well those who know me somewhat, know I try to give a sorta lesson...like, how to set your tort shed on fire 101...anyhow...when last we saw the not so beautiful mug of Mary Knobbins...(to me her carapace looks like a dirt bike tire that are called knobbies)..look at her face, now picture the Cowardly Lions gruff voice saying "put'em upp' put'em up!!
so she had knocked over one darn block and went crazy... she always heads for the bird bath first...
so I put her back and tried to prepare the dinner I'm supposed to have a 6...but went out to make sure everybody was back inside and this is what I saw...cross my freakin heart...I did not in anyway set this up...
seriously!!! It is jammed in there. At first it made me cry...so scary...if I can't stay a few steps ahead of her...holy cats! My NASCAR tires...guess they go to the tire cloud in the sky now...I had to give it a couple of yanks to pull it out...what the heck will she be like at 100 pounds? I really think Bob's easy going temperament made him easier to keep. This is a hateful unappreciative beast... this is from inside her shed...
so I think gramma Maggie's lesson of the week is, be prepared, afyer the are Mary's size it's imperative to stay totally ahead of them. I think havingn one tortyou can spend more time getting to know is more fun than having a creep of sulcata...be prepared, always be prepared...

 

[Yvonne G]

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!!!!!!! I actually did laugh out loud at the tire picture. I see getting stuck in the tire and freezing HIS butt off didn't teach HIM a lesson. You say HE's mean, but I think he's dumber than a load of bricks!

 

[Maggie3fan]

LOL!! LOL!! LOL!!!!!!!! I actually did laugh out loud at the tire picture. I see getting stuck in the tire and freezing HIS butt off didn't teach HIM a lesson. You say HE's mean, but I think he's dumber than a load of bricks!

So you are changing their sex again Y???????

 

[Yvonne G]

So you are changing their sex again Y???????

Look at those gulars! That's a boy for sure.

 

[TaylorTortoise]

Well those who know me somewhat, know I try to give a sorta lesson...like, how to set your tort shed on fire 101...anyhow...when last we saw the not so beautiful mug of Mary Knobbins...(to me her carapace looks like a dirt bike tire that are called knobbies)..look at her face, now picture the Cowardly Lions gruff voice saying "put'em upp' put'em up!!View attachment 344612
so she had knocked over one darn block and went crazy...View attachment 344613 she always heads for the bird bath first...View attachment 344614
so I put her back and tried to prepare the dinner I'm supposed to have a 6...but went out to make sure everybody was back inside and this is what I saw...cross my freakin heart...I did not in anyway set this up...View attachment 344615
seriously!!! It is jammed in there. At first it made me cry...so scary...if I can't stay a few steps ahead of her...holy cats! My NASCAR tires...guess they go to the tire cloud in the sky now...I had to give it a couple of yanks to pull it out...what the heck will she be like at 100 pounds? I really think Bob's easy going temperament made him easier to keep. This is a hateful unappreciative beast... this is from inside her shed...View attachment 344617
so I think gramma Maggie's lesson of the week is, be prepared, afyer the are Mary's size it's imperative to stay totally ahead of them. I think havingn one tortyou can spend more time getting to know is more fun than having a creep of sulcata...be prepared, always be prepared...

Do you race in Nascar?

 

[Maggie3fan]

Do you race in Nascar?

I wish....

 

[TaylorTortoise]

I wish....View attachment 344632

Where did you get the nascar tires?

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Damn, Maggie. That is SO TIME CONSUMING.
My RF give me so little grief that there are days that I honestly forget that they are there. And weeks can pass and the only maintenance they require are food and to have clean water. And with all of the rain and falling fruit, even some of THAT takes care of itself.
I'm in awe of that dedication.
Some of us work much harder at this than others

 

[Maggie3fan]

Look at those gulars! That's a boy for sure.

That's what you said about HER freakin gulars

Where did you get the nascar tires?

American Tire, but they don't make them anymore

 

[Maggie3fan]

@Yvonne G I am beginning to think you're not much of a sexist, well, that's probably not the right word... ..first male....then female and now "Oh Maggie" again??? PuleezeG
guess she needs another beak grinding...
small gular
yipes!! I almost caught this right in the face....lol
OK this is your last and definitive guess...

 

[Tortoise Nana]

Well those who know me somewhat, know I try to give a sorta lesson...like, how to set your tort shed on fire 101...anyhow...when last we saw the not so beautiful mug of Mary Knobbins...(to me her carapace looks like a dirt bike tire that are called knobbies)..look at her face, now picture the Cowardly Lions gruff voice saying "put'em upp' put'em up!!View attachment 344612
so she had knocked over one darn block and went crazy...View attachment 344613 she always heads for the bird bath first...View attachment 344614
so I put her back and tried to prepare the dinner I'm supposed to have a 6...but went out to make sure everybody was back inside and this is what I saw...cross my freakin heart...I did not in anyway set this up...View attachment 344615
seriously!!! It is jammed in there. At first it made me cry...so scary...if I can't stay a few steps ahead of her...holy cats! My NASCAR tires...guess they go to the tire cloud in the sky now...I had to give it a couple of yanks to pull it out...what the heck will she be like at 100 pounds? I really think Bob's easy going temperament made him easier to keep. This is a hateful unappreciative beast... this is from inside her shed...View attachment 344617
so I think gramma Maggie's lesson of the week is, be prepared, afyer the are Mary's size it's imperative to stay totally ahead of them. I think havingn one tortyou can spend more time getting to know is more fun than having a creep of sulcata...be prepared, always be prepared...

Your girl is so cute and so funny. She needs her very own syndicated tv show.

 

[Yvonne G]

Well, my final offer is (drum roll, please):

The front half is male and the back half is female!

(hermaphrodite!)

 

[TammyJ]

This series better have a Season Two.

 

[Maggie3fan]

Well, my final offer is (drum roll, please):

The front half is male and the back half is female!

(hermaphrodite!)

So you're telling me my tortoise is a "they them"? That's just normal here in liberal Oregon...lol

 

[Unkapunka]

We would be so bored if we could not read about Knobby. It's a one of a kind show. Lol

 

[Maggie3fan]

We would be so bored if we could not read about Knobby. It's a one of a kind show. Lol

thank you for the compliment...but the Nazi moderator #Yvonne decided that Knobby was a female!

 

[Yvonne G]

thank you for the compliment...but the Nazi moderator #Yvonne decided that Knobby was a female!

Nya uh. . . (shakes her head no). . . male/female!

 

[Maggie3fan]

Nya uh. . . (shakes her head no). . . male/female!

so she/he is in flux now? Like really not big enuf? They are growing really good, but they are too small for their
age (s). I actually don't have a clue how old she is but this is her when I got her and that big male I adopted out in Bakersfield...she's on my far right...
That's her under my left hand...Of course, none of that matters...we still don't know how old she is...lol