COLD DARK ROOM

[spud's_mum]

Night guys, sleep tight!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Dark brown.

Oh, those were the days.

 

[Lyn W]

Not sure about sea- green, but that blue is good.

Green is my favourite colour, not all shades, but sea green and jades would be there.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Best say nothing then or your dinner will be in the dog.

Oh. And she doesn't cook, either.
Nearly the perfect woman....

 

[Lyn W]

Night guys, sleep tight!

Night night enjoy your film

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Night guys, sleep tight!

Good night.

 

[Rutibegga]

Some phrases like "Was it vicious?" And "Youz guys" give me a chill

Youz guyz? Is she from Philly?

 

[Lyn W]

Oh. And she doesn't cook, either.
Nearly the perfect woman....

I've never felt the need to cook either, life's too short!

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Youz guyz? Is she from Philly?

Connecticut. A beautiful place. Too bad it's full of Yankees!

 

[Rutibegga]

Connecticut. A beautiful place. Too bad it's full of Yankees!

Huh! I thought "youz" was Philly and NY only. Now I'm going to have to goad my friends from New Haven into saying it to see if it feels authentic.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I fell in love with my wife's hair before I ever noticed the rest of her. Long and fluffy 1980s style.

my wifey's hair's great too.
Soft, wavy and blonde.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

my wifey's hair's great too.
Soft, wavy and blonde.

...AND SHE has the voice!

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Huh! I thought "youz" was Philly and NY only. Now I'm going to have to goad my friends from New Haven into saying it to see if it feels authentic.

They say it in Norwich!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

If she had that elusive British accent she'd be the perfect woman. As it is she has a rather harsh Northern accent.
It's hard for my Southern ears to listen to, especially when she is yelling at me.

I can assure you, Ed, that listening to a woman yelling at you in a posh English accent is no fun either.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I can assure you, Ed, that listening to a woman yelling at you in a posh English accent is no fun either.

Not even slightly more pleasant?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Sea water green - like a mermaid

Mermaid's have blue black hair.
In my imagination at least.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I'm so hard to live with that anyone would yell at me in any language.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Why can't I have zoella's hair
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... And face

er...... Zoella ?

 

[Lyn W]

er...... Zoella ?

.....just pretend you know and google her......

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You could buy her a course of BBC elocution lessons for
your wedding anniversary - or would that be grounds for divorce?

Wifey used to teach elocution.
Probably cheaper than the BBC, too.