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Is it bin day today for you guys? As I noticed the bins are out. You guys have such nice buildings. Looks nice and peaceful as well.
Bin day here is every day.
Rubbish taken away by two donkeys with paniers, one of whom wears a tie!
Moroccans are horrified when I tell them the developed world only has a once weekly collection of rubbish, or less on a bank holiday week. :eek:
 

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Yesterday, my daughter played 6 games this weekend and made it to the finals!! We lost 0-1 in the last 20 seconds[emoji22].
I would have rather gone to PK’s.
But we are so happy for them! This never happens to us!!
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Congratulations, ladies!
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I think I would like to spend some time in the drunken penguin and I hope the wool spider visits me because .. hey, we all need some new underwear every now n then [emoji23][emoji23]

Glad to meet all of you!
Last orders, please, ladies and gentlemen!
The Drunken Penguin will be closed as soon as possible.
The Leprechaun One-Legged Pirate Substitute will be out on his ear and the One-legged pirate returned to his duties as doorman and server of drinks to Roommates, especially new ones.
Montgomery is a mobile coffee table, not a server of alcoholic drinks.
Golly. ;)
 

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Maybe we could teach her how to spin silk?
:eek:
She is dangerous (if she exists) .
Roommates have vanished and never returned, sometimes we have found an odd shoe or scrap of clothing (not woolen) other times peoples jumpers and socks (woolens) have just disappeared in the night. Those who may have encountered her, like Dan and me, have hours of memory loss, sickness and itchy woollen pants.
Stay away! :eek:
 

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The only red in our sky since last week has been from the flames sweeping across two local hills.:(
Apparently two 14 year old girls have been arrested for starting at least one if not both fires.
I cannot post what I think of them:mad:
I think the fire fighting teams are gaining control but still smouldering going on so it could flare up again.
The local community has been donating supplies to keep the firemen/women going, they have been incredible in difficult and dangerous circumstances.
I can't believe how many arsonists there have been in so many countries this summer! (including Morocco)
What sad (can't possibly type a word here, as far too impolite for the Forum and a replacement word wouldn't express what i think)
Not just plants and animals, but people have died in some of these terrible fires.:(:mad:
 

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Oh no. That is terrible. A very stupid thing to do and i hope no-one gets hurts. Otherwise those girls will be regretting that stupid move for the rest of their lives.
Will they?
I think they are quite likely sociopaths and are only sad because they've been caught. No guilt, only a shame function.
 

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Oh dear. That would never work here. We already have problems with the homeless ( we call them bergies) rummaging in the bins and making a mess when we do put the bins out. Can you imagine the mess they would make if our bins were accessible all the time.[emoji85] [emoji85]
Here, some of the bergies make quite a mess too. So do cats and the dogs that are let out at night to scavenge. But the bins are put out after 7pm every night (I put mine out at 2 am and) the mess is gone by the morning. These people take things for recycling, use what they can and sell what they can. I sometimes put out little no longer needed items that I know they can sell for a little extra money. :)
 

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Well, the comments seem to have just petered out, rather.
But thank you, carol for organizing the World Cup thingy, it was great fun. :<3:
And congratulations to Todd for being so good at his predictions to win the thing. :)
I operated a thread over on the Fossil Forum with a person representing each country in the competition and getting points for the results, predictions and games and quizzes and questions about football, fossils and even a few on tortoises.
I had thirty two players, one representing each country, a mix of males and females from about twenty countries with an age range from teenage to late sixties. Much more cosmopolitan than the real world cup! Lots of other people joined in too!
It received 4.658 posts and was viewed 41,622 times, the biggest thread in Fossil Forum history!
Here is the Tidgy emoji they made for me.
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And :

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Great, hey?
That is a BRILLIANT emoji!!!!!!!!
 

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Yes, he got there fine. He only got about 3 hours sleep on the plane and then had to go to the office an hour after checking into the hotel. I think he will sleep well tonight.

India is 4.5 hours ahead of the UK... very odd being the half hour different! And they only have one time zone for the entire country which leads to some very strange daylight hours in some parts!

My tablet is telling me it wants to update, so I guess I must try to sleep now. Nos da Lyn. I hope the petrol station doesn't keep you awake.
The half hour is very odd. Perhaps it's a compromise between the old time zones they used to have. China covers five time zones but also has only one actual standard time that is used for the whole country. But no odd half hour!
 

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Good morning all.

Today's plans have already changed so I am going with the flow.

My neurotic neighbour from over the road collared me just as I was going out to my meeting last night for the latest installment in her lomg tale of woe...someone reversed into her car at a filling station and drove off, she got the registration number and reported it to the police, the insurance company is still treating it as a fault claim (the damage looks negligible by the way), etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc ....

Oh and her printer isn't working. I have to get myself into the right mood to go over there and sort it out as the fix will take 5 minutes and the talking about 2 hours. I have inherited the problem from my late next door neighbour. His patience was greater than mine and he used to sort things out for her regularly. To be fair, she does usually bring a bottle of wine round to say thank you, but I could do with drinking it before I start work to numb the senses!
In future, ask her for the wine in advance. :)
 

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It is dry in Germany too. When I look out of my window I see brown or yellow gras / weeds. Only bushes and trees are still green. The danger of fires is here extremly high too.
Naughty, bad kids. Their punishment should be to work at a firefighter station for many hours !
Good idea! :)
 

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Actually, that appears not to be the case. The Audubon Zoo is a member of the American Zoo Association which sets out rules and guidelines for all aspects of the animals' care as well as crisis response. The AZA says our zoo notified them promptly, appropriately and is doing everything by the letter.:)
Our local newspaper is full of this story because the zoo is so popular; and especially because of the jaguar breeding program and other breeding programs aimed at saving species that are slowly going extinct in the wild.

It now appears that :eek: Valerio may have engineered his own escape! One of the steel cables that holds the roof elements in place was apparently BITTEN through (but not all in one go). It appears that, pound for pound, jaguars have the most powerful bite force of ANY of the big cats. Jaguars cannot be kept in enclosures using standard chain link fence, for example, because they use their powerful canines to break the links, one at a time, until the space is big enough to get out. :confused: So steel cables of specified thickness must be used (and WERE used) in their enclosures!!!!

I was a little unnerved about his apparent killing spree: murdering other animals but not for food, since they are all well fed. [Others have died of their injuries, so the total death count from Valerio's misadventure is now 9. :(] The article describes an INSTINCT in apex predators that stimulates them to attack and kill ANYTHING that MOVES. It is sometimes referred to as "surplus killing." I can see how, in the wild, for a predator to attack anything that moves during a hunt increases their chance of success and, therefore, species survival. In a situation where the prey animals are confined and cannot flee, well....that same instinct is at work, but with a tragic outcome. So Valerio is NOT some sort of mad animal serial killer: he's a young apex predator in his prime, full of instinct, power and testosterone!

I recently read a book by an Australian who worked as a safari guide in Africa. As soon as he got off the plane to learn his new job, one of the very first things he was told was, when faced with a predator- even one that is charging- "Whatever you do, DON'T RUN!!" He was told anything that runs registers as prey for the apex predator and will be a target. This was valid advice and he describes times where he shocked clients on safari when a lioness charged him- and he stood his ground. The lioness veered off. The only time this DIDN"T work was when another safari guide had unknowingly stopped his jeep of sight-seers right next to where a young lioness had hidden her first litter of cubs. Happily, he survived the mauling, and married the guide who applied first aid! The book is titled "Whatever You Do, Don't Run." ;)

My response to hearing that Valerio may have continuously gnawed a steel cable (for who knows how many nights) until he broke it, was "why does he want out so badly?" :eek: FIND OUT WHAT HE WANTS AND GIVE IT TO HIM, FER GAWDSAKE!!!!!!
Does he want more space? Evict the zoo neighbors, bulldoze their homes and plant whatever trees he wants!!!!!!!! ;)
Does he want more than one "girlfriend?" Send personals ads to the other zoos "Lonely hunky jaguar seeks willing harem of cute jaguar babes!!!" ;):<3::<3::<3:
Does he want different food? Place a to-go order with Commander's Palace for prime rib (done rare)!!!!!! :)
Very interesting, Bea!
I know from my own experience with Tigers, never to run or even turn your back. They will back off.
Usually. :D
 

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Respect ! A steel cable bitten in pieces.
I think Valerio wants to be free, to roam free like any wild animal wants to do. No zoo is big enough for big cats like him.
To kill everything that moves is an instinct that have mostly all predators. When a fox gets into a chicken stable he will not only kill one or two chicken that he can eat. No, he will kill all chicken he can get. It is a natural instinct and Valerio only follows this instinct. Luckily no people where standing in his way.... Not to imagine what would have happend.
Yup, when I was a lad and we lived in the country we kept chickens.
One night a fox got in and killed about twenty before we chased it off.
I waited night after night until it returned and then shot it.
I still feel bad about this, but we were poor and it had to be done. :(
 

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