Pfft pfft pffffffttttttt!!!!
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Pfft pfft pffffffttttttt!!!!
I’m certain Marge is a girl, her tail is very short and has a puckered cloaca unlike Patty and Selma who have a longer slit instead. Margo is a confirmed female.
Selma ermm .... seems to be in a romantic relationship with a certain rock in his enclosure..... my sister called the rock “Judy”
Now when I’m out I get text messages from my mum saying “ Selma is on a date with Judy” and you can guess what Selma is doing to that poor poor rock
Here’s a pic of Judy the rock. I personally don’t know what Selma sees in her. I’m going to wash my hands now
Selma’s love life seems to be off to a rocky start. Poor boy. [emoji23]
Among the 300 other species? [emoji23]
The drain cover!? That’s one I haven’t heard of
Selma should introduce you... [emoji33][emoji23][emoji23]
Yep. Judy is a rock star!
*Cheesy joke alert*
I wanted to respond with a joke, but I’m juggling too many things right now.
Let’s hope they don’t go through a “rocky” patch in their relationship..... Ha... get it? “Rocky”.. no?... I’ll let myself out
That’s when punning in the CDR hits the rock bottom... Wait, I’m coming with you. [emoji23]
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I’d join you! [emoji23]
Don't have much to do. I had accordian shutters installed. So the house can be shut up in 10 min. Got a couple of young fruit trees that I need to stake up and hope for the best. Not sure if we are staying. I want to go but wife wants to stay. The high school is a 1/2 mile away and is a shelter.
Now thats just WRONG!!!
*shaking my finger while discreetly turning my head to cover the smirk*
Oooohhh... girls night!!! We’ll all forget about in the morning [emoji23]
Good night all!
Ben02
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Haha, I’ll leave the door open for you
I hardly ever get near a PC these days. I operate from my phone mostly
Oh Lola [emoji23]
Heyyy! I like some microwave rubbish
You would be Lyn’s ideal dinner guest [emoji16] Her conventional oven is used as a wine rack. Let’s just say that she’s not an enthusiastic cook [emoji16]
Looks like we have another little boy in the tort gang. Patricia flashed me after his bath today!
There must be love in the air
Uh Oh! That’s 3 separate enclosures then. Selma and Patrick can’t live together without open warfare breaking out and pairs don’t do well together
He certainly was - and had to have veterinary intervention for it too!!
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He certainly did. Joe suffered from excess testosterone to the point that it made him sick!
He had to have a hormone implant to reduce his urges so he would remember to eat and drink.
Good mornooning. I’m heading to the gym having weighed myself after our holiday. Not see you later
