COLD DARK ROOM

[EllieMay]

oh college ball.. thats right you dont watch NFL.. pfft lol

Pfft pfft pffffffttttttt!!!!

 

[Kristoff]

I’m certain Marge is a girl, her tail is very short and has a puckered cloaca unlike Patty and Selma who have a longer slit instead. Margo is a confirmed female.

Selma ermm .... seems to be in a romantic relationship with a certain rock in his enclosure..... my sister called the rock “Judy”

Now when I’m out I get text messages from my mum saying “ Selma is on a date with Judy” and you can guess what Selma is doing to that poor poor rock

Here’s a pic of Judy the rock. I personally don’t know what Selma sees in her. I’m going to wash my hands now

Selma’s love life seems to be off to a rocky start. Poor boy. [emoji23]

 

[Kristoff]

Owls are one of my favorites!.

Among the 300 other species? [emoji23]

 

[Kristoff]

The drain cover!? That’s one I haven’t heard of

Selma should introduce you... [emoji33][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kristoff]

Well...at least the pretty little rocking Judy can't fight back and scar Selma for life.

Yep. Judy is a rock star!

 

[Kristoff]

*Cheesy joke alert*

I wanted to respond with a joke, but I’m juggling too many things right now.

 

[Kristoff]

Let’s hope they don’t go through a “rocky” patch in their relationship..... Ha... get it? “Rocky”.. no?... I’ll let myself out

That’s when punning in the CDR hits the rock bottom... Wait, I’m coming with you. [emoji23]

 

[Kristoff]

Especially for Selma and Judy

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Kristoff]

Wow... your up late!!! You have been missed Lyn!

So.... I have an idea...
I think if I came over and cleaned out your oven ( with your aid of course) that we could then proceed with some cooking lessons in a very fun and lively manner.... which you may not remember the next morning...

It’s a win / win I think [emoji16]

I’d join you! [emoji23]

 

[Ray--Opo]

Take care Ray. Get everything sealed, honker down!

Don't have much to do. I had accordian shutters installed. So the house can be shut up in 10 min. Got a couple of young fruit trees that I need to stake up and hope for the best. Not sure if we are staying. I want to go but wife wants to stay. The high school is a 1/2 mile away and is a shelter.

 

[EllieMay]

Selma should introduce you... [emoji33][emoji23][emoji23]

Now thats just WRONG!!!
*shaking my finger while discreetly turning my head to cover the smirk*

 

[EllieMay]

I’d join you! [emoji23]

Oooohhh... girls night!!! We’ll all forget about in the morning [emoji23]

 

[Yvonne G]

Good night all!

 

[Ben02]

That’s when punning in the CDR hits the rock bottom... Wait, I’m coming with you. [emoji23]

Haha, I’ll leave the door open for you

 

[JoesMum]

It will be a shame to lose you Linda, couldn't you use the PC. That's all I ever use as my phone doesn't do apps - or even photos!

I hardly ever get near a PC these days. I operate from my phone mostly

 

[JoesMum]

This week Lola has decided he is only going to eat off one particular 'plate' in one particular place.
He has a variety of 'plates' and I like to spread them around his room so that he has to move around for it , but he has been ignoring all of it except for the pile I leave on what is an old chopping board.
When I move food to his current favourite spot he heads for it straight away and eats as if he is starving, but he will walk past all the other stuff.
Strange tort!!

Oh Lola [emoji23]

 

[JoesMum]

Heyyy! I like some microwave rubbish

You would be Lyn’s ideal dinner guest [emoji16] Her conventional oven is used as a wine rack. Let’s just say that she’s not an enthusiastic cook [emoji16]

 

[JoesMum]

Looks like we have another little boy in the tort gang. Patricia flashed me after his bath today!

There must be love in the air

Uh Oh! That’s 3 separate enclosures then. Selma and Patrick can’t live together without open warfare breaking out and pairs don’t do well together

 

[JoesMum]

He certainly was - and had to have veterinary intervention for it too!!
.

He certainly did. Joe suffered from excess testosterone to the point that it made him sick!

He had to have a hormone implant to reduce his urges so he would remember to eat and drink.

 

[JoesMum]

Good mornooning. I’m heading to the gym having weighed myself after our holiday. Not see you later