1 point? Wow, ya think you can spare it o mighty dark lord? I think you forgot a few zeros after the one. Crass demand should be rewarded. Sporky wants more points. Reconsider your plus one and add a few zeros afterwards because Sporky is quite deserving of many major awards although my preference is to maintain this awesome Spork. I most unhumbly request that you reconsider your one point and make it 1000.
Why would I want to burn MY Spork? As you could see, I had reconsidered my thoughtful plot of heating up the CDR after considering my construct was of wood. Now I may reconsider as I might morph to the plastic and???????...but plastic melts. I’ll get back to you on that one. Sporky most appreciates that you referred to her with”please” as I grow in power. Again my creator I thank you but I shall reserve the right to burn all but my wooden presence, at least until I LOSE MY MAJOR COVETED AWARD due to your inappropriate point assignments. Nobody is more negative than I am Nobody is more negative than I am
It is quite easy to see through the trees, they simply filter light through their leaves. Walls can be transparent when they’re glass and people who live in glass houses shouldn’t get near Sporky. You seem vulnerable cold dark Lord. I would’ve assumed that you would be omniscient and omnipresent and walls would be nothing.
Speak, my child. Tell Sporky all.
Yikes where do you buy your coffee?No problem.
We'll share a nice cup of coffee in a civilized manner whilst sitting on our armadillos by jellyfish light.
How lovely.
Isn't it a pleasant evening?
That'll be $20.46, please.
How sweet!
Yes, that has crossed my mind
I don’t actually want to call anyone out. It’s too,much fun reading what they’re posting. I have never been a competitive person at the best of times so I’ll take part, enjoy and leave the serious points stuff to others
Oh heavens that reminds me of taking the children to Disney places in Paris and Florida, That :censored: song does your head in!
Search for simnel cake. It’s a British Easter recipe. Lots of marzipan used.Argh.. So for good or bad my nutty butt decided years ago to always make my kids' birthday cakes. And whereas I have for the most part enjoyed it and used it as a relaxation; this year the girl threw me a curve ball. Tomorrow is my daughter's 17th. I asked her what kind she wanted. Marzipan cake?? What?? I see marzipan and think candy or maybe rolled into a sheet and used as a fondant alternative. It's almond paste and capable of being homemade sooo.... But the little nutcase says she is -sure- she saw the marzipan being put into the cake batter for flavoring. I can't see how something thick and gooey would work into the batter correctly unless it's in a "broken down" state like maybe just the ingredients?
I can even see using a nut flour to make the batter. Although our friend google tells me there is more than the almond and pecan flour I was aware of. Any and all nuts can be used apparently so that makes me have some ideas. Walnuts-with maple. Hazelnuts with chocolate for a nutella type cake. Chestnuts with apple and cinnamon. Cashews and carmel. But then are they truly flour and not considered a meal? And am I going to end up with a crumbly cake versus a sponge? Or an overly oily cake because of the natural oils? Or do you roast the flours to get some of the oil out?
Never made marzipan from scratch. Never made a nut flour from scratch. But apparently both are possible with my lovely Kitchen Aid gadgets.
I have been searching pinterest(where she says she saw it) and allrecipes.com and google. And see nothing. Wondering if it's a cultural type cake from a region where marzipan is a celebratory item used frequently? Global friends are encouraged to help -PLEASE-. ANYONE got an ideas? Otherwise I guess I am going to make an alternative(MEG version-- Mommy MacGyver) and use almond flour and make marzipan into my fondant with chocolate because chocolate makes everything better?????
Thanks for letting me ramble.
-Meg
Ooh I forgot about this one @Pistachio's Pamperer. It’s yummy and pretty easy to make
www.nigella.com
Why on the side of the CDR pond of course.
Why are you angry with me oh Dark Lord. ? ? ?
Are you all okay? Did everybody close all the shutters in the CDR?
okay, You have totally confused me. Who did Dilly let eat and how does that affect Dilly's problem of not eating soft food?
Too late. ?
in your Dreams buster.
