There is an excellent book series by Caleb Carr called “the Alienist,” and its sequel, the “Angel of Darkness.” It’s about a psychiatrist from 1896 who helps the police catch a serial killer in NYC. TNT made a series about the award winning books. I watched and read them and would highly...
Someone interpreted the joke to be that the father arrived at the bar before the son, but the bartender — who was a TFO member— pestered him with so many questions, (e.g., what size is your tank, what’s your basking temp, cool temp, hot temp, what kind of UVB, do you have a ceramic heat emitter...
You can see how lousy I am in tellling jokes. The joke is supposed to be, why would the bartender need an actual description of another tortoise in a bar that is filled with humans.
Three tortoises walk into a bar.
The first one, a Greek tortoise, had a bandage on his eyes so the bartender asked him, “what happened to your eyes?”
“You see, I stared up at a coiled UVB bulb in my tank for too long and it blinded me,” the Greek replied.
The second one, a Leopard tortoise...
Hey Blackdog — I will heed your advice and enter the Nuthouse (at my own risk)! Thank you.
But before I do, here’s a parting story on this generic thread:
Three tortoises tried escaping an asylum.
While walking, the first one, a Sulcata, said, “if there’s a tall fence, we’ll dig under it.”...
A state trooper stopped me on I-95 when I was driving around with my leopard tortoise, Desmond, in the front seat without a seatbelt.
“What are you doing with that turtle?” He exclaimed, “you should take it to the zoo!” Luckily, he didn’t give me a ticket.
A week later, the same cop pulled...