Nsav
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Three tortoises walk into a bar.
The first one, a Greek tortoise, had a bandage on his eyes so the bartender asked him, “what happened to your eyes?”
“You see, I stared up at a coiled UVB bulb in my tank for too long and it blinded me,” the Greek replied.
The second one, a Leopard tortoise, had a really lumpy shell, so the bartender asked him, “what happened to your shell?”
And the Leopard replied,”well, I started out way too dry and never got the humidity I needed, which caused this deformity.”
Then the bartender turned to the third one, a Radiated Tortoise, and asked him, “so what’s wrong with you?”
The Radiated said, “nothing — I’m just here looking for my dad. Have you seen him?”
And the bartender replied, “what’s he look like?”
The first one, a Greek tortoise, had a bandage on his eyes so the bartender asked him, “what happened to your eyes?”
“You see, I stared up at a coiled UVB bulb in my tank for too long and it blinded me,” the Greek replied.
The second one, a Leopard tortoise, had a really lumpy shell, so the bartender asked him, “what happened to your shell?”
And the Leopard replied,”well, I started out way too dry and never got the humidity I needed, which caused this deformity.”
Then the bartender turned to the third one, a Radiated Tortoise, and asked him, “so what’s wrong with you?”
The Radiated said, “nothing — I’m just here looking for my dad. Have you seen him?”
And the bartender replied, “what’s he look like?”