COLD DARK ROOM

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

good mornooning gramps, hope you are well

Always doing Great ! How's life with you ?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

ALittle early yet but will start in about 4 1/2 hours . But wish would really rush pass , I could really use a BUD !

I bet !
oh, well hope your day goes well and quickly and enjoy your beer later on.
I'll be asleep by then, probably.

 

[Lyn W]

There were 112,521 8 year old girls in Sweden on the first of January 1994 and there were exactly the same number of 9 year olds on the 1st Jan 1995 and this is unique in statistics because it suggests that none died, no one emigrated, no one of that age entered the country to live, precisely the same number survived the whole year.

See I told you! They were all born on 1st Jan so they all had their 9th birthday the same day!!

 

[Lyn W]

In Britain in 1994, 8 people were injured by place mats.
13 sustained cruet injuries.
5 were wounded by dustpans.
8 suffered as a result of a bread-bin accident.
5 were hurt by sieves.
14 fell foul of a serving trolley.
17 were treated for injuries caused by a draft excluder.
476 people were injured while on the lavatory.
Underwear hurt 11 people.
But tea cosy damge was down from 3 in 1993 to nil in 1994.

I'd heard domestic violence was on the rise.

 

[Lyn W]

I saw a documentary about that a few years ago quite sad, I think there was a film made too.

 

[Grandpa Turtle 144]

I bet !
oh, well hope your day goes well and quickly and enjoy your beer later on.
I'll be asleep by then, probably.

Going to bed at 8:30 that's not good ! You should always watch the New Day come in

 

[Lyn W]

Name all the events at the first recorded Olympic Games in the year 776 BC.

running, throwing and lifting stuff.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

See I told you! They were all born on 1st Jan so they all had their 9th birthday the same day!!

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Anything for a quiet life, so............
You were right, Lyn!

 

[Lyn W]

Good morning all. I just wanted to say hello. I will be absent from the forum again for a few days. Take care and I'll pop in soon to see how everyone is doing

See you soon Shannon - take care!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'd heard domestic violence was on the rise.

Except for tea-cosy attacks, probably as few people use them now as they're so dangerous.

 

[Lyn W]

woohoo, Mondays shift done its time to sypon a few tins of mick jagger. cheesyburgers for tea

happy saint andrews day!!!

Happy St Andrews Day to you to John and Kirsty!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Going to bed at 8:30 that's not good ! You should always watch the New Day come in

It'll be about 4 am for me.
I sleep , then maybe I'll get up to watch the dawn.
or not.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

running, throwing and lifting stuff.

Throwing and lifting stuff, no.
Wa wa oops !
And Wa wa oops!
Running, yes, but which distance ?

 

[Lyn W]

I'm on Black and White tonight, it's okay.
But i prefer my single malts, mmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

Have you tried the Welsh Penderyn Whisky?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Have you tried the Welsh Penderyn Whisky?

Nope.
Any good ?
You could always send me a case for a taster.

 

[Lyn W]

As John appears to have gone out into the freezing Scottish night again, i shall answer.
The Captain's log.

I thought you were going to say something about Klingons!

 

[Lyn W]

They both wipe out Klingons.

I knew they'd make an appearance somewhere here!

 

[Lyn W]

I thought you were going to say something about Klingons!

.....and you did!

 

[Lyn W]

I hope Lyn's okay.
Pretty grim weather in Wales at the moment.

I'm here and apart from the fisherman's waders I have to wear in my conservatory,
all good, but thanks for thinking of me!

 

[Lyn W]

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Anything for a quiet life, so............
You were right, Lyn!

yaaaay!