COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

How many of us here have back issues?
I'm an inch shorter than I was in 2002 because of ruptured discs, etc.
I still have pain shooting down the back of my right leg regularly.
Back pain is horrible and I can sure feel for you.

I have back issues of "Doctor Who Magazine" and "Swedish Blondes".
Oh, I see.
It's carrying all these tortoises around that does it.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

How many of us here have back issues?
I'm an inch shorter than I was in 2002 because of ruptured discs, etc.
I still have pain shooting down the back of my right leg regularly.
Back pain is horrible and I can sure feel for you.

Morning, Ed.

 

[Amron]

Morning, Ed.

I started reading this post at 8ish this morning, it is now 2,30pm, I nearly missed appointment at dog groomers I was that engrossed! Busta went from this( first pic) to this(2nd pic) you lot have kept me entertained for a good few hours, now must go and keep emptying the attic and making more trips to the tip.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I started reading this post at 8ish this morning, it is now 2,30pm, I nearly missed appointment at dog groomers I was that engrossed! Busta went from this( first pic) to this(2nd pic) you lot have kept me entertained for a good few hours, now must go and keep emptying the attic and making more trips to the tip.

Look at the effect reading The Cold Dark Room for 6 hours has had on Busta.
A great advert.
Glad you enjoyed it so much.
And keep Busta away from the tip or you'll be back to square one.

 

[Linhdan Nguyen]

Nor me -I can make out what looks like a snout but if thats the head the rest looks like it has been flattened by something very heavy!!

Hes upside down! Hes sleeping on his back. It a little hard to tell with the glare of the glass.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Hes upside down! Hes sleeping on his back. It a little hard to tell with the glare of the glass.

Good morning, Linhdan.

 

[Linhdan Nguyen]

Good Morning all !

 

[Linhdan Nguyen]

Good morning, Linhdan.

Good morning Adam

 

[Moozillion]

Just popped in and now I'm popping out again - hair dressers for me and a struggle not to giggle when they shampoo and do the head massage.
I just wish they'd get with it I don't like fuss!

I LOOOOOOVE when they do the head massage!

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I LOOOOOOVE when they do the head massage!

Morning, Bea.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

I LOOOOOOVE when they do the head massage!

My wife combs my hair and massages my head with the comb until it's red.
I have no idea why she's into that. But boy does it ever feel good.
I got me some of that comb action last night.
Once you've been married this long, action is action.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Morning, Ed.

Morning.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Good luck at the doc. @JoesMum

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

My wife combs my hair and massages my head with the comb until it's red.
I have no idea why she's into that. But boy does it ever feel good.
I got me some of that comb action last night.
Once you've been married this long, action is action.

Yep.
But I think that sort of action is why my hair's falling out.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

The whole time I wasn't feeling well, I mostly gave my tortoises Mazuri.
Now, they are on a hunger strike.
Mazuri or banana. That's all they want.
It's been years since I spoiled my tortoises.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Yep.
But I think that sort of action is why my hair's falling out.

I'll make a nice corpse. Full head of hair and the vast majority of my original issue teeth.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

The whole time I wasn't feeling well, I mostly gave my tortoises Mazuri.
Now, they are on a hunger strike.
Mazuri or banana. That's all they want.
It's been years since I spoiled my tortoises.

Starve them.
They'll soon come round.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

Starve them.
They'll soon come round.

yep

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

I'll make a nice corpse. Full head of hair and the vast majority of my original issue teeth.

You're not dead, yet!
Still a few years for it all to drop out.
I've lost 6 teeth so far.
But the Tooth Fairy has been good to me.

 

[ZEROPILOT]

yep

One of them took a dump on the pile of Kale and Romaine.