COLD DARK ROOM
- Thread starter Tidgy's Dad
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You lot are SLOW! Only about half the TORTOISEs have been opened. 
I have to go to bed soon ... I have a very early appointment with my purveyor of festive dead animals to collect our Christmas dinner and then a long day of cooking ahead of me tomorrow.
I have to go to bed soon ... I have a very early appointment with my purveyor of festive dead animals to collect our Christmas dinner and then a long day of cooking ahead of me tomorrow.
Tomorrow's list
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO
PLUCK YOUR OWN TURKEY??!!?!
...AAAAAAADAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!
GET.ON.WITH.IT!!!!!!!!
GET.ON.WITH.IT!!!!!!!!
You lot are SLOW! Only about half the TORTOISEs have been opened.
I have to go to bed soon ... I have a very early appointment with my purveyor of festive dead animals to collect our Christmas dinner and then a long day of cooking ahead of me tomorrow.
"purveyor of festive dead animals"??!?!?!!!
Not completely. But there are always quills that need removing and it takes time.YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO
I get the bird ready for the oven, stuffed and trussed, on Christmas Eve then all I need to do on Christmas Day is stick it in the oven.
I've just remembered to add Potted Stilton to the list. Daughter will probably make that
Inside the bubble wrap was:
Another box!
No, not really, it was this quite wonderful and lovely thing!
and
WOW!
How perfect!
And i'm having a tea party on Boxing Day with my Moroccan friends (including Zacariah. )
So brilliant, thank you Noel.
Another box!
No, not really, it was this quite wonderful and lovely thing!
and
WOW!
How perfect!
And i'm having a tea party on Boxing Day with my Moroccan friends (including Zacariah. )
So brilliant, thank you Noel.
AKA the butcher. Mine is called Ben. I've known him since he was about 10 when his Dad, now retired, ran the shop.
You are so welcome my friendInside the bubble wrap was:
Another box!
No, not really, it was this quite wonderful and lovely thing!
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and
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WOW!
How perfect!
And i'm having a tea party on Boxing Day with my Moroccan friends (including Zacariah. )
So brilliant, thank you Noel.
I did extensive research to find her for you
We've all posted now, except for Ed, who hasn't got his yet.You lot are SLOW! Only about half the TORTOISEs have been opened.
I have to go to bed soon ... I have a very early appointment with my purveyor of festive dead animals to collect our Christmas dinner and then a long day of cooking ahead of me tomorrow.
It'll be there soon, though, no worries.
A tortoise teapot!!!!!!!Inside the bubble wrap was:
Another box!
No, not really, it was this quite wonderful and lovely thing!
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and
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WOW!
How perfect!
And i'm having a tea party on Boxing Day with my Moroccan friends (including Zacariah. )
So brilliant, thank you Noel.
We often pluck our own turkeys and chickens.YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO
Go to the shop, select your animal, they kill it, weigh it and you can pay for plucking if you wish.
It's cheaper to do it yourself.
Perfect fitA tortoise teapot!!!!!!!
Sorry....AAAAAAADAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!
GET.ON.WITH.IT!!!!!!!!
Again.
But Tidgy decided she needed a wander and some late supper.
Points for the Stilton reference.Not completely. But there are always quills that need removing and it takes time.
I get the bird ready for the oven, stuffed and trussed, on Christmas Eve then all I need to do on Christmas Day is stick it in the oven.
I've just remembered to add Potted Stilton to the list. Daughter will probably make that
Yuuuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
Tis simply perfect!You are so welcome my friend
I did extensive research to find her for you
Love her to bits, so does wifey.
Not sure about Tidgy who is trampling the advent calendar at the moment.
