COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

also true I confess, but now i know there is a supply here . jadeys home so dinner time ... and i dont want yet another row lol

No, we'll let you out, our one legged pirate is now paid in beer and ants to be the doorman..
Have a nice evening.

 

[johnandjade]

Oh , good grief!
How much did she pay you ?

a smile was enough for me

 

[johnandjade]

No, we'll let you out, our one legged pirate is now paid in beer and ants to be the doorman..
Have a nice evening.

i ain't leaving!! im claiming squatters rights! lol

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i ain't leaving!! im claiming squatters rights! lol

Blimey!
I wasn't trying to get rid of you.
But i'm worried that Jade will be unamused.

 

[AZtortMom]

Morning

 

[johnandjade]

Blimey!
I wasn't trying to get rid of you.
But i'm worried that Jade will be unamused.

not at all! just been on my phone alot recently doing some homework for setting up electrical goods in the man cave is all

 

[johnandjade]

Morning

good morning . its 1910hrs here in uk, does that mean i can tell you the future? hope you have a good day

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Morning

Morning, Noel.
Hope you're bright eyed and bushy-tailed today.

 

[Gillian M]

I see lol.
She was in hospital on friday, got diagnosed with colon cancer on Saturday and was operated on on Sunday. The hospital have been fab and my gran is looking well

Sorry to hear that. And once again: wishes for her to get well soon! If you need to talk I'm all listening ears.

 

[johnandjade]

just had an idea... if we feed fluffy lots and lots of chewed gum and some antacid.... we could maby find out if there is a roof in here lol

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

just had an idea... if we feed fluffy lots and lots of chewed gum and some antacid.... we could maby find out if there is a roof in here lol

It's a plan.
Got any string ?

 

[johnandjade]

It's a plan.
Got any string ?

only a g string?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

only a g string?

Probably not long enough.
With all due respect.

 

[Gillian M]

A man put his clock and his watch in the safe. Know why? He wanted to save time.

 

[Gillian M]

Another joke:

What do you call a witch sitting at the beach?
A 'sandwich!'

 

[Gillian M]

Morning

Hello. Anything new?

 

[johnandjade]

Probably not long enough.
With all due respect.

true, fluffy is a big boy lol. I actually have a 'mankini' , that pic killed i spy for a while :/

 

[johnandjade]

A man put his clock and his watch in the safe. Know why? He wanted to save time.

did you here about the chap that stole a calendar???

... he got 12 months :/

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

true, fluffy is a big boy lol. I actually have a 'mankini' , that pic killed i spy for a while :/

yep, saw it.
May have even given it a like before I passed out.

 

[johnandjade]

i do have a rude clock related joke... but i have to WATCH what i say about that