COLD DARK ROOM

[Tidgy's Dad]

Find them where?
Pictures?

No they're two of the species at large in My Cold Dark Room.

 

[spud's_mum]

Nice.
Be careful of it if you bring it into the Cold Dark Room.
It could cause someone an injury.
Especially if they try to put the shoe on.

Well I learned my lesson after falling on mah backside on a spiky one...
OUCH!

I went for a less-spiky one now hehe.

 

[spud's_mum]

Sweet dreams from spud.
Just turned his light off now

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

i still wouldn't recommend sitting on it.
So, see you all in a bit.
What colour is the Universe?

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

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Sweet dreams from spud.
Just turned his light off now

Nighty-night Spud, Tidgy's just gone to bed also.

 

[spud's_mum]

Might have to have my tooth pulled out

I'm sooooo scared
... I think I'll just hide in the cold dark room instead. If anyone asks, I am not here ok?

 

[Cowboy_Ken]

i still wouldn't recommend sitting on it.
So, see you all in a bit.
What colour is the Universe?

It's a trick question folks. In order for there to be color there needs to be light. In order for three to be light there needs to be matter. I believe some odd fellow that couldn't be bothered combing out his hair demonstrated that…but really only mathematically.

 

[Moozillion]

Nothing.
Not just in an empty or vacuum sense, but literally nothing, no time, no matter, no forces of physics.
The universe is everything.

You mean it's not turtles all the way down????

 

[Moozillion]

Some of the hedgehogs are sleeping in my fuzzy zebra slippers, so not to worry! But my toes are getting cold now.... Where's that hot chocolate someone promised to bring?

 

[meech008]

I have ginger beer! Drink enough of that and you'll get right toasty

 

[Lyn W]

Don't get upright about it. You can handle it.
We don't want to upset Celine Dion.
Por celine.

Missed that one earlier!

 

[spud's_mum]

Night guys

 

[Lyn W]

Yuuuuuuuummmmmm!
Look forward to it.
What do you eat at a bbq then?
Grass?

chicken kebabs, lovely bit of steak, jacket pots and salad stuff - no grass - there was a sign saying keep off it - so I did.

 

[Lyn W]

Night guys

Night Night Spudsmum, sleep well

 

[Lyn W]

That pun was so bad it killed one of the armadillos- they're very sensitive...

Hope the others are OK - we don't want an armadillo pundemic on our hands in here.

 

[Lyn W]

Lots of sausages and burgers here for you - if you can find them.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

Might have to have my tooth pulled out

I'm sooooo scared
... I think I'll just hide in the cold dark room instead. If anyone asks, I am not here ok?

OK, got it.
No Spud's mum in The Cold Dark Room.
No dentists either.

 

[Lyn W]

The furniture stores Ikea do not have windows ( nor do they sell them).
Why not?

Cos they are a pane to keep clean?

 

[Lyn W]

Correct.
10 pts.

Somebody was recently discovered in an Ikea store and he had actually lived in there for a week but can't remember which store it was in.

 

[Tidgy's Dad]

You mean it's not turtles all the way down????

It should be really shouldn't it.